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Mzeusia wrote:...Alice was sitting in a cafe with a mug of Mzeusian tea and a cinnamon bun in front of her...

Mzeusia is the Greek colony of Finland? Abundance of Alices is in the ascendent.

Usaap wrote:Breaking news- the air force has bombed FARC most popular city and turns around.

Is that you, Iván Duque?

Mzeusia and Usaap

Steadfastness wrote:Mzeusia is the Greek colony of Finland? Abundance of Alices is in the ascendent.
Is that you, Iván Duque?

Yo, Steadfastness kinda sus, we should eject him

United primal provinces wrote:G'devening Lazarus,

This is my first post here on the regional board and I am just here to ask about N-Day. I have already read the News page about it but honestly it just made me more curious about it than anything else. If anyone is particularly knowledgeable about it feel free to send me a telegram message, thanks ahead.

~Emperor Raemynn Rexus of the Great and Bountiful United Primal Provinces of Lazarus

Nukes will fly. Your goal is to either create shields to stop them or to nuke people back.

Maybe.

Tubbius the Rotund of Treadwellia usually jiggles fearfully behind His couch at this time.

When exactly is N day agin? I know its soon but what's the date?

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius the Rotund of Treadwellia usually jiggles fearfully behind His couch at this time.

I read that as he juggles fearfully. Tubbius juggling behind a couch is a funny image.

Does anyone know what happed to Leonism? The minecraft server world seems to have reset.

New vedan wrote:When exactly is N day agin? I know its soon but what's the date?

September The 27th, I believe. Starting 06:00 AM UTC (If my calculations are correct).

Glorious society

New vedan wrote:When exactly is N day agin? I know its soon but what's the date?

On N-Day, WE ENGAGE IN NUCLEAR WAR

Glorious society wrote:On N-Day, WE ENGAGE IN NUCLEAR WAR

Aight who dies first?

Mzeusia wrote:I read that as he juggles fearfully. Tubbius juggling behind a couch is a funny image.

His Gobby Girth does not have that sort of dexterity. Toymaking skills, yes. Juggling skills, no.

Glorious society

Dernel wrote:Aight who dies first?

EVERYONE

United primal provinces

Treadwellia wrote:Nukes will fly. Your goal is to either create shields to stop them or to nuke people back.

Maybe.

Tubbius the Rotund of Treadwellia usually jiggles fearfully behind His couch at this time.

Is there a Lazarus faction for N-Day?

United primal provinces wrote:Is there a Lazarus faction for N-Day?

There should be

Treadwellia wrote:Nukes will fly. Your goal is to either create shields to stop them or to nuke people back.

Maybe.

Tubbius the Rotund of Treadwellia usually jiggles fearfully behind His couch at this time.

Dr. Tubbius or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb?

Glorious society wrote:On N-Day, WE ENGAGE IN NUCLEAR WAR

That, my glorious friend, is what Mr. Ludwig Orsonov would call a non sequitur.

New gilneas city

Hail Lazarus!

Proudly, the people of New gilneas city, a client province of the Great and Bountiful Empire of United primal provinces under the wise and glorious judgement of Emperor Raemynn Rexus, declare themselves to be firmly under the control and advisement of his most just and prestigious emperorship. Today is a glorious day, in that we enter the world stage as a proud and patriotic people.

We stand united. United today. United tomorrow. United forever.

Hail to the United Primal Provinces and hail to the Emperor!

~The People of New Gilneas City

Delta Vega IV, United primal provinces, and Dusk haven

Hail Lazarus!

Proudly, the people of Dusk haven, a client province of the Great and Bountiful Empire of United primal provinces under the wise and glorious judgement of Emperor Raemynn Rexus, declare themselves to be firmly under the control and advisement of his most just and prestigious emperorship. Today is a glorious day, in that we enter the world stage as a proud and patriotic people.

We stand united. United today. United tomorrow. United forever.

Hail to the United Primal Provinces and hail to the Emperor!

~The People of Dusk Haven

United primal provinces and New gilneas city

United primal provinces

Hail Lazarus!

It is my great honor as Emperor Raemynn Rexus, first of my name, of the Great and Bountiful Empire of United primal provinces to announce the newly declared joint control of our sister states of the Primal Province of New gilneas city and the Primal Province of Dusk haven under my even and protective hand. With a newly unified currency and unified rule under myself and the United Senate, this marks a new age of prosperity and a dawn of a golden age for our most bountiful empire and her subjects.

Proudly,

We stand united. United today. United tomorrow. United forever.

~Emperor Raemynn Rexus

New gilneas city and Dusk haven

United primal provinces wrote:-

Greetings, foreigners.

The Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples, under the wise leadership of (acting) Principle Chairman Afonasei Smirnov, wishes you and your dominion the best, though your nudism, rampant unchastity, and slavery are distasteful.

However, it would mutually benefit our nations to open up long-lasting commercial agreements right away. The FRCP Department of Commerce will handle imports and exports, should you be interested in Cossack masonry, timber, or heavy industries of information technology or arms manufacturing. The FRCP, however, desires natural gas, nickel and cobalt, tungsten, and consumer products (e.g. packaged foods, cultural trinkets, etc.). Please, feel free to communique a response in pursuit of joint prosperity, or even to have a formal exchange of embassies.

We formally welcome you into this community of nations.

Principle Chairman
---- Afonasei Smirnov

Official Diplomatic Document. Not for Public.

Consider applying for a position in the New LazMap. Although I'm not sure what the position on having puppets take up space is, though.

The Change: First Part:

A group of people suddenly awakes in a white room without features expanding in every direction. Suddenly come the realization.

They are all dead and had no recollection of how it happened, and they are the backup mind states of the original inhabitants currently in the liminal space of the re birthing facilities.

“Good Night, gentleman” - a familiar voice boomed suddenly an a floating icon appeared. “Several days ago a reality quake of scale 5 happened and the Lazarus planet was rewritten in the current timeline. The geography, ecosystems, weather, culture and locations has drastically changed and it is going to stabilized in a different form. Is that understood?”

If it wasn’t for the firm emotional control de anger, pain and shock will has been overwhelming but the continuation of society needed them to act collected and rational.

A floating globe with the world map projection appeared in the middle of the group - “As you can instead of being on the north part of the Hyperborian continent with an oceanic climate now we are in an island (barring a small section of the territory) with a tropical climate” “Next” - “Naturally this has its pros and cons. As you can observe … (Several stats and graphics of fiendish complexity were now displayed) this brings closer to a … simplified but adjusted representation of primary stats. And yes, I am cognizant of the pros, cons and consequences, and that will be the topic for next meeting.”

- And without any further preamble, the room dissolved in the air being replaced by a full immersive simulation of Center before the reality quake, with it towering arcologies of minimalistic design, the lush forestry of their gigantic parks, the great avenues and the swarms of drones that maintained the city going.

Glorious society

Pros and cons of screaming in my bathroom

Pros
-screaming

Cons
-screaming

unlocked the capital city... i think i had too much fun naming it

United primal provinces

Gijuland wrote:unlocked the capital city... i think i had too much fun naming it

Congratulations on your new capital city of Sonnetsukinullstadtpitkanimichi! The people of the United primal provinces, New gilneas city, and Dusk haven offer our sincerest sentiments of pride for both yourself and your people.

~Emperor Raemynn Rexus

United primal provinces wrote:Congratulations on your new capital city of Sonnetsukinullstadtpitkanimichi! The people of the United primal provinces, New gilneas city, and Dusk haven offer our sincerest sentiments of pride for both yourself and your people.

~Emperor Raemynn Rexus

Thank you :)

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