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Cossack Peoples wrote:

Greetings, foreigners.

The Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples, under the wise leadership of (acting) Principle Chairman Afonasei Smirnov, wishes you and your dominion the best, though your nudism, rampant unchastity, and slavery are distasteful.

However, it would mutually benefit our nations to open up long-lasting commercial agreements right away. The FRCP Department of Commerce will handle imports and exports, should you be interested in Cossack masonry, timber, or heavy industries of information technology or arms manufacturing. The FRCP, however, desires natural gas, nickel and cobalt, tungsten, and consumer products (e.g. packaged foods, cultural trinkets, etc.). Please, feel free to communique a response in pursuit of joint prosperity, or even to have a formal exchange of embassies.

We formally welcome you into this community of nations.

Principle Chairman
---- Afonasei Smirnov

_{Official Diplomatic Document. Not for Public.}

OOC

Consider applying for a position in the New LazMap. Although I'm not sure what the position on having puppets take up space is, though.

Greetings Principle Chairman Afonasei Smirnov,

On behalf of the United Senate and People of the United primal provinces, New gilneas city, and Dusk haven I would like to formally thank you for your kind words. Although our peoples seem to have a differing sense of morality, your own nation's lack of any political or civil rights do not put you in a place to judge the moral standings of a significantly larger nation.

An alliance between our peoples would indeed be very much so beneficial, although the United Senate and I will require some assurances before trade and diplomatic relations may begin.

~Emperor Raemynn Rexus

Gijuland wrote:

unlocked the capital city... i think i had too much fun naming it

Yes . . . That was what I almost went with as well. That would have been embarrassing hehehe.

Hmm.

Axixic wrote:

I left my heart,
In Sonnetsukinullstadtpitkanimichi
High on a hill,
It calls to me .. .

Ah those were the days

I spent five minutes trying to pronounce that and I couldn’t do it.

Custadia wrote:

The red phone is a direct line to the kitchen.

The 'football' is in actuality a binder for codes that when activated feed everyone the most glorious pastries!
And here i was thinking it held nuclear launch codes, HA!

Dernel wrote:

The 'football' is in actuality a binder for codes that when activated feed everyone the most glorious pastries!
And here i was thinking it held nuclear launch codes, HA!

I would think the Tubbian magic and Nuclear technology are mustually incompatible. Perhaps Treadwellia can clarify.

Mosses cuh

Gunky Greg wrote:

Hey, I got a question, how do you get above minnow. I've been stagnant at the same level for a while now and I want to know when, or if, it's possible to get above the level minnow.

Influence is relative to your endorsements within the region. If you keep at the same level of endorsements, you probably won't advance beyond that unless the people above you leave.

Gunky Greg wrote:

Oh ok, I understand now. Thanks for the help!

Of course, the big brain move to maximize influence would be to found your own region and appoint yourself god-emperor. Skip past all the other measly ranks and go for the big fish.

brain shutting down

teacher is so boring

like on god this dude is boring

its just monotone lecturing

Treadwellia wrote:

Mmph mmph mmph MMPH. Mmph mmph mmph MMPH. Mmph mmph MMPH mmph MMPH.

Please I can only handle one language and it’s all sounding like gibberish

K thx

Experina wrote:

Sorry For Leaving But Lets Spam Ok Thx Like This

Tubbius the Rotund points and MMPHs! There is a new poll!