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Oh...Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, died today.
R.I.P.

Nelvana iii

Nelvana iii

Dancing Dragons wrote:Oh...Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, died today.
R.I.P.

We have a new poll in his honour. Let your voices be heard.

What colour is royalty to you? Are you covered head to toe in gold like the Versace Medallion? Are you dripping in rubies? Or are you keeping it straightforward and going with blue or purple? "White" isn't an option because this is the colour of clergymen, and because Nudist Dreamland is far too filthy a place to expect one's all-white attire to survive wild dancing on the dunes, especially if Dirk is feeling particularly free with his free verse, if you catch my drift.

I am also inserting "u"s to certain words today in acknowledgement of the Commonwealth.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Will Dirk the Guardsman be on duty or is he free to go wild dancing on the dunes?

After consulting his work schedule, we have concluded that he is off duty tonight, and will be dancing in the dunes.

Yannia wrote:After consulting his work schedule, we have concluded that he is off duty tonight, and will be dancing in the dunes.

I’ve asked for the first dance before he gets too tuckered out.

Yannia, Dancing Dragons, and Nelvana iii

Friends of Dorothy wrote:I’ve asked for the first dance before he gets too tuckered out.

May I suggest dancing to a smoother, relaxing tune ?

Please accept a drink, boys. It's on the house.

*giggles*

Yannia, Nelvana iii, and San Francesco Bay

Average Income of Rich: First: The Choir Boy top 0.08%. Second: Grave raven top 0.4%. Third: Wailing Grannies top 1% ... Middle: Khryzia bottom 32% ... Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (2nd Last in NationStates)

In Yannia, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.

Yannia and Nelvana iii

Joe McElderry Fan Club wrote:

In Yannia, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.

Maybe that's what true Artificial Intelligence is all about. Alongside making super complicated calculations and assessments, intelligent robots will have malice and play pranks.

Yannia, Friends of Dorothy, and Nelvana iii

Dancing Dragons wrote:Maybe that's what true Artificial Intelligence is all about. Alongside making super complicated calculations and assessments, intelligent robots will have malice and play pranks.

Sounds kinda hot. Although I musn't get my hopes up.

Environmental Beauty: First: Nelvana iii top 0.05%. Second: The Nude Beach top 0.1%. Third: Yannia top 0.2% ... Middle: PoorChoices top 10% ... Last: Grave raven bottom 0%

In Pencil Sharpeners, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.

Nelvana iii wrote:Sounds kinda hot. Although I musn't get my hopes up.

We'll know intelligent robots are dirty when they decide to run for office. Your robot housemaid pilfering the silverware will be the least of your concerns.

The BAFTA awards were on tonight; that’s the British Academy Awards; people accepting awards by Zoom but that’s fair enough these days.

The weekend is over far too soon. Tomorrow I have duties in both life dimensions - Tommy’s of course, plus real life (sic) working from home.

That’s a large milk and honey for everyone in the joint, please barman cutie. Put it on my tab and I’ll pretend to pay it some day.

Have a good week, dear ones.

Mining: First: The Choir Boy top 0.2%. Second: Grave raven top 0.2%. Third: Wailing Grannies too 3% ... Middle: San Francesco Bay bottom 6% ... Last: The Nude Beach bottom 0%

In Sunny Glade, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.

Hope you make the most of your week.

You know, dreams are a bit like booze. They should come with the Use responsibly warning as well. But try to live without dreams and you'll be condemned to a half-life.
We're Dreamlanders. Dreaming is what we do.

Friends of Dorothy and Nelvana iii

1 day 17 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Macavity et grizabella arrived from The Alliance of Eros.

A welcoming milk and honey for our new member, please Sal.

Nelvana iii and Wadelhelpia

It is I, Tamika the Death Knight, popping in to announce our recent legislative victories. Listen to your id, to the animal that dwells within you. Give up your fantasies of a utopia and accept human mediocrity and hedonism. Move to Grave raven, where all your dreams can be fulfilled.

Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Grave Raven, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Grave Raven, most towns have their Tamika The Death Knight High School located on Tamika The Death Knight Street.
2 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Grave Raven, nations across the world are quick to praise Tamika the Death Knight's good looks and intellectual prowess.
2 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Grave Raven, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
2 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Grave Raven, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.
1 day 13 hours ago: Grave Raven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Grave Raven, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them.
1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Grave Raven, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Grave Raven, water fights now end with thousands dead.
2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Grave Raven, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.

Does Grave Raven presage the future ?

My inner animal is a comfortable, domestic cat. It may be wise to adopt Tamika the Death Knight as the slave who feeds me.. for now.

Thursday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s Bar

Here is your bonus question for a free milk and honey..

Who is the leader of Grave Raven?

a) Bambi

b) Martin Luther King

c) Tamika the Death Knight

Whisper your answer to Sal. Happy Tuesday !!!

Nelvana iii

Weather: First: Nelvana iii top 0.08%. Second: The Nude Beach top 0.2%. Third: Icarianna top 0.4% ... Middle: Eyeball Kicks bottom 49% ... Last: Grave raven bottom 0%

In Nudistia, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor.

My inner animal is the Ardennes Forest Bear. He is tiny but brave. He rides a tiny motorcycle.

The right answer is b) Martin Luther King.

Much like the titles "Spanish King", or "Burger King", Martin Luther King is the King of Martin Luthers. And the leader of Grave Raven. You don't believe me ? Then read this :
"Move to Grave Raven, where all your dreams can be fulfilled."
Clearly, this has MLK's I have a dream speech written all over it.

Dancing Dragons wrote:My inner animal is the Ardennes Forest Bear. He is tiny but brave. He rides a tiny motorcycle.

The right answer is b) Martin Luther King.

Much like the titles "Spanish King", or "Burger King", Martin Luther King is the King of Martin Luthers. And the leader of Grave Raven. You don't believe me ? Then read this :
"Move to Grave Raven, where all your dreams can be fulfilled."
Clearly, this has MLK's I have a dream speech written all over it.

That sounds good to me, but Sal isn’t sure. Please be patient until she can look it up in the Book of Answers. She’s serving a customer just now.

Whoops, Dancing Dragons, the Book of Answers says no. Against all the odds, Martin Luther King is not the correct answer.

That’s a milk and honey for DD please Sal. Thanks for trying, DD.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Whoops, Dancing Dragons, the Book of Answers says no. Against all the odds, Martin Luther King is not the correct answer.

That’s a milk and honey for DD please Sal. Thanks for trying, DD.

Thank you for the consolation prize, luv.

I wish I could take a look at the Book of Answers, but Sal keeps it in a state-of-the-art, heavily guarded vault. 24/7 security. CCTV. Makes Fort Knox look like a piggy bank.

Rainbow Beach and Nelvana iii

Look and see what C is. It’ll be C.

Nelvana iii

Rainbow Beach wrote:Look and see what C is. It’ll be C.

Rainbow, you are right, but quite by accident. Lucky guess. This “system” you suggest is ridiculous. It defies good sense. What idiot/corrupt b*stard would devise a serious quiz where the right answer is always the third choice?

Sal sweetie, that’s a large milk and honey for a once distinguished nation everyone had assumed to be long retired and possibly gaga.

Rainbow Beach, Dancing Dragons, and Nelvana iii

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Who is the leader of Grave Raven?

a) Bambi
b) Martin Luther King
c) Tamika the Death Knight

Well, officially it's answer C, but in reality it's answer A. Grave Raven is a tough nation, and you have to pretend to be tough, so that's why answer A pretends to be answer C, but it's really all smoke & mirrors.

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