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The united radds wrote:

Greetings from The United Radds again, I was scrolling through some of my old messages and forgot to respond to one of your messages in one of our conversations a while ago. I am sorry about that but I hope that I didn't miss too much of your ship.

Transmission incoming Captain!

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The united radds wrote:

Well I wish you luck on your journey!

Fortunately the ship no longer relies on pure luck to survive the harshness of space.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Roger that. S'okay! Hexior finished up the refit, and we're heading back to Earth to pick up some Tang.

I estimate that we will arrive in 3 standard days at our current speed.

Woo hoo! The Federation State of Lazy People are not THE unhealthiest group of people in our region. How we pulled that off, we'll never know. Maybe some of the number crunchers and polling people in charge tasted our fat-laden cuisine and liked it, eating it for weeks on end, living among us, and thus making them slower to turn their results in.

I must've done something to promote fast food.

OOC: I had the brilliant idea today to go onto the SCP Foundation website again. Some articles I read:
1. A skip that's contained in a Minecraft world;
2. A crossover between the Foundation and... TF2? Basically some SCP researcher comes under suspicion from the Engineer who was in an MvM match;
3. A fictional Spongebob script where Patrick becomes weirdly philosophical and existential;
4. Tales of some Lord Blackswood hunting a "Tarasque" (682) and going into 093's reality;
5. And a skip that comes from an alternate reality where the Foundation went rogue.

Captain, We have arrived in orbit of Sol III. Engines are cooling down and all systems seem to be operational.

And only 3 Space Squids are splattered on the front window this time! I'll get the window wiper.

*Hexior leaves the bridge*

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Acknowledged. Do we have any volunteers for a landing party?

ME! PICK ME! PICK........oh, oops......... ahem....... I'll volunteer, sir.

Eripolis wrote:

ME! PICK ME! PICK........oh, oops......... ahem....... I'll volunteer, sir.

Hexior wrote:

I'll happily come aboard.

Head on down to the shuttle bay. I'll brief you when we get there.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Head on down to the shuttle bay. I'll brief you when we get there.

Aye, sir.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Acknowledged. Do we have any volunteers for a landing party?

Howard, extremely drunk, stumbles up from the Medbay in a full set of T-60 Power Armour with a medical kit and Phaser.

I-I...I req-request permisson-t-to come w-I-with you s-sir.

Howard gives a drunk and loony smile.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:

Pax grabs a trenchcoat and hat off a coatrack, and begins moving toward the door, while yelling: Let's move it!

He follows after.

A-aye- s-sir.

Howard beale wrote:

Howard, extremely drunk, stumbles up from the Medbay in a full set of T-60 Power Armour with a medical kit and Phaser.

I-I...I req-request permisson-t-to come w-I-with you s-sir.

Howard gives a drunk and loony smile.

He follows after.

A-aye- s-sir.

You might wanna leave the power armor. We kind of need to go in disguise.