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Lacksadaisia

Hello? Is there anybody out there?

Elpresidentia

They're dropping like flies! Terminally ill flies!

Trenzalore major

I am still here. What is happening?

I'm here.

Lacksadaisia

Welcome back! What this continent needs is another free thinking liberal democracy. If you have a phone number for one, please let me know!

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