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Rogamark wrote:Consider this the biannual polyannual friendly reminder to keep things only moderately disturbing, please.

*edited* for political correctness and inclusiveness. Hail Potato!

I don't even know why I'm burning calories thinking about this, let alone embarrassing myself by asking it, but how does one potato know if the other is a "suitable" partner? 🤔

Rogamark wrote:Consider this the biannual friendly reminder to keep things only moderately disturbing, please.

Affirmative, Rear Admiral, Iíll only mention the expected fate of the inhabitants of a defeated planet then.

9 days without NS so far; I'll work on it again someday.

The Spirit of Louisistan wrote:This RMB features incredibly disturbing sentences.

And I didn't even get to be a part of it...

Rogamark wrote:Consider this the biannual friendly reminder to keep things only moderately disturbing, please.

Greetings, dear Delegate!

Mesapatiamia

Overpopulation on Monday, plagues on Tuesday, ecological collapse on Wednesday, starvation on Thursday, crucifixion on Friday, live burial on Saturday and unrestrained bombing of planet on Sunday.

Parrona wrote:Overpopulation on Monday, plagues on Tuesday, ecological collapse on Wednesday, starvation on Thursday, crucifixion on Friday, live burial on Saturday and unrestrained bombing of planet on Sunday.

That was the end,
of Solomon Grundy.

Hello, Spiritus

Rogamark wrote:Consider this the biannual friendly reminder to keep things only moderately disturbing, please.

And your complementary reminder that you don't normally have to listen to Rogamark, but it would be a good idea to this time.

The Quiescent Platypus wrote:And your complementary reminder that you don't normally have to listen to Rogamark, but it would be a good idea to this time.

Rogamark is the guy with all the fun buttons though. This time and normally.

*checks calendar*
Yep, it's a good day to get immolated. Here we go.

The Salaxalans wrote:

Still better insight than anything Alekseandrea has provided

The Quiescent Platypus wrote:*checks calendar*
Yep, it's a good day to get immolated. Here we go.Still better insight than anything She who shall not be named has provided

And this is how a crook dies without anyone hitting him, when said crook insults a lady.

The Quiescent Platypus wrote:*checks calendar*
Yep, it's a good day to get immolated. Here we go.Still better insight than anything Alekseandrea has provided

I present to you the biggest mistakes you made as a chief executive:

  • Existing.

  • Challenging me.

Those are also the only mistakes. An abomination of nature who does nothing, can do nothing wrong, you see.

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