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East pacific principal

The only thing that can stop this madness is rock n roll

East pacific principal wrote:How the heck did this boat get in the schoolyard

*uses intercom and makes an announcement*

“Will Shavara and Dreamersistan report to my office.....

Now!!”

<The principal's office is filled with rotten eggs and boobytrapped with hidden sprigs of asparagus, and on the walls is written in chalk:

'The Principal does poo poo in his pants'>

Shavara, The angel of charity, BearStackof2015, and East pacific principal

Fraxhemark wrote:I don't know. Probably a book or just a series of RP posts on here.

National Archives

by Fraxhemark

The National Archives

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Roleplay Date

Event

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September 25, 2034

PropaGate Scandal

After the 2034 General elections, some leaked document surfaced on LeakiLeaks which mentioned that in a clandestine operation, Prime Minister Dominique Olivier's Propaganda Ministry and the FIB have been wiretapping the offices of government critics, some major journalists and the headquarters of the opposition parties.

February 19, 2035

FREXIT

PM Dominique gave the nation a huge shock when he announced that he will leave the SGC. SGC is an organization of Socialist nations created by Fraxhemark with Grossvietnam whose headquarters is situated in Fraternal City, Fraxhemark. Will this be the #FREXIT?

May 2, 2038

2038 Fraxhemarkian Constitutional Crisis

In the Fraxhemarkian general election in 2038, no political group or party won an outright majority, resulting in a hung parliament.

Read dispatch


Basically like these but way better.

Shavara

East pacific principal

Wirrabuk wrote:<The principal's office is filled with rotten eggs and boobytrapped with hidden sprigs of asparagus, and on the walls is written in chalk:

'The Principal does poo poo in his pants'>

*calls in the receptionist and janitor to clean up the mess*

*grabs you and shavara*

You guys are coming with me!

Wirrabuk, BearStackof2015, and Brethren

East pacific principal wrote:*calls in the receptionist and janitor to clean up the mess*

*grabs you and shavara*

You guys are coming with me!

But I didn't do anything.. It was Dreamersistan

<tells on you to my parents, who are both rabid lawyers and influential on the Concerned Helicopter Parents' Association>

'Oh, you is in trouble now..'

BearStackof2015, Brethren, and East pacific principal

East pacific principal

Wirrabuk wrote:But I didn't do anything.. It was Dreamersistan

<tells on you to my parents, who are both rabid lawyers and influential on the Concerned Helicopter Parents' Association>

'Oh, you is in trouble now..'

If you take me down, I’m taking you down with me”

Wirrabuk, BearStackof2015, and Brethren

East pacific principal wrote:If you take me down, I’m taking you down with me”

Ah you think down is your ally? You merely adopted the down..

I was born in it

BearStackof2015, Brethren, and East pacific principal

The exteriorem piracy movement wrote:#Lerasi-Pirate Naval War
Graves looks at his scanners and sees AOS Ships approaching. "Damn it." He mutters. "Fire upon those damned nationalists! Kill them all!" Most of the ships in the Armada are fresh, and are fully armed. The weak torpedoes take a while to pierce the well designed Lerasian SSWs. Periodically, Graves looks at his scanners and curses at the speed of the AOS fleet. "Captain Varrs, arm the explosives on ten ships in your formation and move towards the fleet. Let them sink you, and destroy them. Captain Fergusson, cover them. EVERYBODY ELSE, MOVE OUT!" The Armada retreats further into the High Seas as the torpedoes of the convoy run out and they start sinking without being able to fire back. The SSWs turn on the Kamikaze ships and sink three before the remaining seven get overhead. The explosives aren't as effective as Lord Graves intended, and only six SSWs were lost in the firefight. The remaining 44 SSWs turn towards the AOS fleet to merge with them, while Graves escapes, if only temporarily.

Observing the battlefield before the AOS profiteer fleet arrives, he makes note of the kamikaze ships.
“Arm the point defense turrets. Blast anything that gets to close.”
“YES SIR!”
The point defense turrets fold out of the hull, menacingly scanning the ocean. The gunmen are placed on high alert, infrared scanners activated.
“That Graves fellow is quite elusive, isn’t he?”
Trench notes while talking to his First Officer.
“Yes sir, he is.”
The Admiral ponders for a bit, then formulates a plan.
“Contact high command, have them patch me through to the TIB.”
“Affirmative sir.”
The admiral briefs the TIB on this fellow, and proposes his solution. By dawn the next day, a sleek stealth warship with TIB markings meets up with the fleet, and 5 black skiffs race to the profiteer flagship. The men onboard wore black masks and armor, their visors a blood red. These were TIB WRATHWALKERS, the most elite unit the syndicate has to offer. The warship then leaves the fleet to its business.
“AOS Fleet, this is the Admiral Speaking. We are no longer just profiteering, but hunting for the head of the snake.”
The AOS fleet and 44 SSWs warships depart.
#Lerasi-pirate naval war

The angel of charity and Lerasi

East pacific principal

Ostercium-ungeria

East pacific principal wrote:If you take me down, I’m taking you down with me”

Wirrabuk wrote:Ah you think down is your ally? You merely adopted the down..

I was born in it

<drags the Principal down into the sewers, where my Rats begin to gnaw on your legs and their tails tickle the inside of your ears..>

"You like being a big man, Principal.. You like to be in charge.."

"You think you're in charge over schoolkids because of your position.. I wonder.."

<walks right upto you, towering 8 inches over your shaking form as my rats squirre between your feet and all over your body, biting little cheese-sized pieces of flesh off your body>

"Do you feel in charge now?"

Brethren wrote:"I guess . . ." Esk gums her bottom lip. "Mum left the cave to me though."
True, the main problem is racism *dabs*

"Between me and you, you stand a better chance of success if you come with me. I can garuntee that."

East pacific principal

Wirrabuk wrote:<drags the Principal down into the sewers, where my Rats begin to gnaw on your legs and their tails tickle the inside of your ears..>

"You like being a big man, Principal.. You like to be in charge.."

"You think you're in charge over schoolkids because of your position.. I wonder.."

<walks right upto you, towering 8 inches over your shaking form as my rats squirre between your feet and all over your body, biting little cheese-sized pieces of flesh off your body>

"Do you feel in charge now?"

I like your energy and imagination

How would you like to be a teacher

Wirrabuk and Brethren

East pacific principal wrote:I like your energy and imagination

How would you like to be a teacher

Getting to scare innocent kids and scar young minds for life?

I'd love it!!!

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

Brethren and East pacific principal

East pacific principal

Wirrabuk wrote:Getting to scare innocent kids and scar young minds for life?

I'd love it!!!

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

*stamps your face with hired*

Wirrabuk and Brethren

Wersh wrote:"Between me and you, you stand a better chance of success if you come with me. I can garuntee that."

"Okay. I want to." Esk curls up on her moss pillow with a smile, completely at ease. "I know you won't let me get turned into a dog."

Shavara and Wersh

Opinion Polls - Janet Novikov polls as most successful Fraxhemarkian Prime Minister ahead of former PM Kate Irons

Opinion Polls show that many Fraxhemarkians are very happy with the Janet Novikov Administration and her bipartisan efforts to pass legislations. Her laws so far have been very fruitful and overall, the nation is very happy. Ever since Fraxhemark became a democracy, Novikov has been a part of the Cabinet 3 out of 4 times. She served as Finance Minister under Stefansson and Kate Irons as well as Minister for Labour, Trade and Commerce under El Shaarawy. It is unclear as of now whether the 61 year old Prime Minister will seek re-election or no but her popularity does say that if she does, she will definitely win the elections that will be held in 2 years.

Shavara, The angel of charity, and Brethren

The angel of charity

Davelands my favorite artist is not there.
Not even a mention to my little sister with her crayon masterpieces, and failing that, not even a nod to MC Escher!
#biasedteppoll, #bringchairduckslittlesisterontotheteppoll

Davelands, Fraxhemark, Shavara, BearStackof2015, and 1 otherBrethren

Wirrabuk wrote:Getting to scare innocent kids and scar young minds for life?

I'd love it!!!

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

. . . Dreamersistan?

Shavara, Wirrabuk, BearStackof2015, and The Death Syndicate

East pacific principal wrote:*stamps your face with hired*

<Points to the school Inspector standing behind you>

'Sir!' she begins in a shrill, shaking voice that sends a chill up your spine your spine faster than chalk on a dry blackboard, 'you are in violation of State Education department regulations. Section 13c regulation 40209: 'No stamping of teachers below the grade of Senior Lecturer-for-life. I shall have your job for this!'

East pacific principal wrote:*stamps your face with fired*

<Now that you're gone, the school needs a new Principal>

'Woohoo, I'm promoted!? Boy, that was fast!

It's almost like I'm a character in a poorly written online story!'

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

Brethren wrote:. . . Dreamersistan?

It's a-me,

DreaMario!

Don't tell anyone...

Lerasi wrote:Shhh.

East pacific principal wrote:These posts are unauthorized.

I’m going to have you all suspended.

No u

I am going to watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventure while waiting for Algerstonia to reply

Wirrabuk and BearStackof2015

Shavara wrote:
I am going to watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventure while waiting for Algerstonia to reply

A new Ode to the Worst nation in TEP, Alger..

Alger is the worst,
He wears high heels and carries a purse,
He eats popcorn till his pants bursts,
That's why Alger is the worst

The Death Syndicate wrote:
Observing the battlefield before the AOS profiteer fleet arrives, he makes note of the kamikaze ships.
“Arm the point defense turrets. Blast anything that gets to close.”
“YES SIR!”
The point defense turrets fold out of the hull, menacingly scanning the ocean. The gunmen are placed on high alert, infrared scanners activated.
“That Graves fellow is quite elusive, isn’t he?”
Trench notes while talking to his First Officer.
“Yes sir, he is.”
The Admiral ponders for a bit, then formulates a plan.
“Contact high command, have them patch me through to the TIB.”
“Affirmative sir.”
The admiral briefs the TIB on this fellow, and proposes his solution. By dawn the next day, a sleek stealth warship with TIB markings meets up with the fleet, and 5 black skiffs race to the profiteer flagship. The men onboard wore black masks and armor, their visors a blood red. These were TIB WRATHWALKERS, the most elite unit the syndicate has to offer. The warship then leaves the fleet to its business.
“AOS Fleet, this is the Admiral Speaking. We are no longer just profiteering, but hunting for the head of the snake.”
The AOS fleet and 44 SSWs warships depart.
#Lerasi-pirate naval war

^
Lerasi
The exteriorem piracy movement
Just making sure you guys got it, cause I think you said you were the same person.

East pacific principal

Wirrabuk wrote:<Points to the school Inspector standing behind you>

'Sir!' she begins in a shrill, shaking voice that sends a chill up your spine your spine faster than chalk on a dry blackboard, 'you are in violation of State Education department regulations. Section 13c regulation 40209: 'No stamping of teachers below the grade of Senior Lecturer-for-life. I shall have your job for this!'

<Now that you're gone, the school needs a new Principal>

'Woohoo, I'm promoted!? Boy, that was fast!

It's almost like I'm a character in a poorly written online story!'

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

It's a-me,

DreaMario!

Don't tell anyone...

Kids imaginations these days

Wirrabuk

East pacific principal wrote:Kids imaginations these days

Get outta here, you filthy Ex-Principal!

This is a place of learning, we have no room for vagabonds and unemployed didacts!

The soup kitchen's down the road, hurry now before they run out of Reese cups, u bum!

East pacific principal

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