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Wersh wrote:Jaden looks at this madame for a moment before deciding to leave her be. He sits with Esk under the large oak, and smiles lovingly.

Esk curls into a little ball and puts her head in Jaden's lap.

¨Finally! I fount it!¨

Joka holds the last book copy of the Communist Manifesto into the air.

¨Lets see what I can do with you!¨

He leaves the library in the ruins of Nice, France in search of Nah-I mean the Kabul Destroyer.

Brethren wrote:Esk curls into a little ball and puts her head in Jaden's lap.

Jaden begins to gently stroke his hands through her hair, looking at Esk adoringly.

Great algerstonia

Hello.

Grossvietnam, Dreamersistan, Cul-Ed-Sac, and Brethren

Wersh wrote:Jaden begins to gently stroke his hands through her hair, looking at Esk adoringly.

Esk hums in delight.

Mother Charity rolls over and watches the young couple with a faintly bemused smile.

Great algerstonia wrote:Hello.

It's the God of Trolls

The greatest Algerstonia of our lives...

Master troll, we are awed by your presence.. now please buy this bridge on Mars we have reserved just for you

Brethren wrote:Esk hums in delight.

Mother Charity rolls over and watches the young couple with a faintly bemused smile.

Jaden continues to pet Esk's hair, but looking up he sees Mother Charity watching them. His cheeks get a tinge of crimson upon them as he drops his gaze back down to Esk.

SPANISH CLASS STOP PLAYING BABY SPANISH SONGS MY BRAIN IS TOO OLD FOR THAT SHET

Great algerstonia and Imperfeudal

Great algerstonia

Dreamersistan wrote:It's the God of Trolls

The greatest Algerstonia of our lives...

Master troll, we are awed by your presence.. now please buy this bridge on Mars we have reserved just for you

Does the bridge have ice cream? I want ice cream.

Dreamersistan

Wersh wrote:Jaden continues to pet Esk's hair, but looking up he sees Mother Charity watching them. His cheeks get a tinge of crimson upon them as he drops his gaze back down to Esk.

Esk is still smiling blissfully with her eyes closed.

Great algerstonia

Libertanny wrote:No u

Lol 😂

Goddamnit my friend switched our chargers -<-

Great algerstonia

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Goddamnit my friend switched our chargers -<-

Dang bro you should sue

Great algerstonia wrote:Dang bro you should sue

Just realized the charger thing. He's always fvcking around, even more so than me. Gonna get mines back in 7th period.

Great algerstonia

Brethren wrote:Esk is still smiling blissfully with her eyes closed.

Jaden traces a finger on her cheek, and sighs contentedly.

Dreamersistan and Brethren

Great algerstonia

Wersh wrote:Jaden traces a finger on her cheek, and sighs contentedly.

Suddenly, Jaden turns into a ferocious German Shepherd, and Jaden eats Esk alive. Esk, not knowing any extreme kung-fu skills, is helpless against Jaden's onslaught.

Great algerstonia wrote:Suddenly, Jaden turns into a ferocious German Shepherd, and Jaden eats Esk alive. Esk, not knowing any extreme kung-fu skills, is helpless against Jaden's onslaught.

<A Wirrabuk grabs Jadan and keeps him away like James Potter's animagus stopping Lupin in Harry Potter. It then kicks the Chaos Master's ass for being annoying, and gives Esk a gentle hug.>

<The Chaos Master is heard yelling in pain as he's dragged behind a giant Wirrabuk who's also giving the little imp a wedgie>

The greater japanese wrote:Yeah...I will have to admit that.

Shiro raised an eyebrow. ¨I see.¨

Takeo finally spoke up. ¨I can see that you are not like the others. We have met people similar to you, but they are either in hiding, dead, or under the influence of devilish beasts. We need to know, who do you work for?¨

Soon. Its 23% complete right now.

Hello~

Pakitsk and Dreamersistan

Great algerstonia

Dreamersistan wrote:<A Wirrabuk grabs Jadan and keeps him away like James Potter's animagus stopping Lupin in Harry Potter. It then kicks the Chaos Master's ass for being annoying, and gives Esk a gentle hug.>

<The Chaos Master is heard yelling in pain as he's dragged behind a giant Wirrabuk who's also giving the little imp a wedgie>

OW! STOP IT! 😡

*suddenly, it starts raining mashed potatoes*

Great algerstonia wrote:Does the bridge have ice cream? I want ice cream.

Yes, also rainbow sprinkles that lead to Valhalla where Thor will let you toss around Mjolnir as a special favor.

Please buy bridge before it coll- er, before... it's... sold! Yeah, before its sold

Dreamersistan wrote:<A Wirrabuk grabs Jadan and keeps him away like James Potter's animagus stopping Lupin in Harry Potter. It then kicks the Chaos Master's ass for being annoying, and gives Esk a gentle hug.>

<The Chaos Master is heard yelling in pain as he's dragged behind a giant Wirrabuk who's also giving the little imp a wedgie>

A Paki looks on confusedly. You can hear distant howling.

La Xinga wrote:27 more nations and we beat the TSP!(sorry,south pacific nations,but u have polls-lots of them.)

Mkay.

Dreamersistan wrote:Yes, also rainbow sprinkles that lead to Valhalla where Thor will let you toss around Mjolnir as a special favor.

Please buy bridge before it coll- er, before... it's... sold! Yeah, before its sold

Sprinkles sound nice.

Pakitsk, Dreamersistan, and La Xinga

Dreamersistan

Pakitsk wrote:A Paki looks on confusedly. You can hear distant howling.

A Wirrabuk stands over the Great algerstonian Chaos Master and makes him write on a chalk board, 'I will not troll innocent sneks' a 1000 times. But just as he finishes

Great algerstonia wrote:

*suddenly, it starts raining mashed potatoes*

And the board is wiped clean

'Star over, Chaos Master' the Wirrabuk growls.

A remote potato hits the Pakitsk on the head and confuses it further. The howling stops and a wailing begins

La Xinga wrote:27 more nations and we beat the TSP!(sorry,south pacific nations,but u have polls-lots of them.)

Yeah! I'm from TSP, but I'll see the take-over!

Pakitsk, Dreamersistan, and La Xinga

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