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Gorbastan wrote:Ramsay: "What is this?!?"
You call this a military?

YOUR TANKS ARE F**KING RAAWW!

Me: "Arent they suppose to be thou-"

Ramsay: "Dreadful. Absolutely dreadful."

*Shows a Perfectly Made Tank, the P-50 Cougar, with the best tech, good speed and a good Armament.*

Gorbastan, Volinovia, and Darkspawnerreich

Great algerstonia

Gorbastan wrote:I haven't been active in a while, and I will probably be resuming activities from here on out. What's this new superpower here?

“Bah! What do I care about this. With their rivaling ideologies and their frequent bootlicking to other states... this loose coalition will fall within days. Ahahaha!”

~B4 Battle Droid, sharpening his katana built into his body while simultaneously downloading YouTube videos of evil laughter onto his database.

Zukchiva, Gorbastan, Danelaw Scandinavia, Volinovia, and 1 otherDarkspawnerreich

The imperial nonscion confederation

Gorbastan wrote:I haven't been active in a while, and I will probably be resuming activities from here on out. What's this new superpower here?

An glorious Confederation of nations who have agreed to defend each other in the name of Nonscio! (thats the short version)

Gorbastan and Darkspawnerreich

Darkspawnerreich

Gorbastan wrote:Ramsay: "What is this?!?"
You call this a military?

YOUR TANKS ARE F**KING RAAWW!

Me: "Arent they suppose to be thou-"

Ramsay: "Dreadful. Absolutely dreadful."

You: They're fresh off the-

Ramsay: FRESH?! YOU think this is fresh?! Bloody hell, p1ss off asshole!"

Zukchiva, Gorbastan, Dreamersistan, and Great algerstonia

The imperial nonscion confederation wrote:An glorious Confederation of nations who have agreed to defend each other in the name of Nonscio! (thats the short version)

Well Charity and San Sierra are also The Superpowers.

Dreamersistan and The imperial nonscion confederation

nation=volinovia/detail=factbook/id=1335470

I am going to set this here. Y'all should sign.

Great algerstonia wrote:F R I E D T O R T I L L A S A N D W I C H

L E C H O M P !

Danelaw Scandinavia, Great algerstonia, and Darkspawnerreich

Isn't Geneva conventions enough?

Cisplatinaa wrote:Isn't Geneva conventions enough?

Those don't apply here.

Danelaw Scandinavia and Dreamersistan

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:*Shows a Perfectly Made Tank, the P-50 Cougar, with the best tech, good speed and a good Armament.*

On the basis of tanks, I plan to release two new tank branches.

Our main MBT branch the G7's are all-around great for both urban and open-field combat. They are extremely expensive to make, but overall very effective in their jobs both offense and defense.

I plan to start up the next tanks which include the:
-A1000 Prototype for our cavalry tanks. They're meant to be cheaper, having the same gun as the G7 series but having significantly less armour and lacks the intuitive soft and hard kill protection systems on the G7.

-HG1 which is a new concept meant for defense tactics. It's will be similar to the irl Swedish Strv-122. Infamously known as the cheese wedge. Small numbers will be produced.

The imperial nonscion confederation wrote:An glorious Confederation of nations who have agreed to defend each other in the name of Nonscio! (thats the short version)

I'm interested in opening a trade deal with you and securing a potential military alliance.

Darkspawnerreich wrote:You: They're fresh off the-

Ramsay: FRESH?! YOU think this is fresh?! Bloody hell, p1ss off asshole!"

Me: "But Chef, we literally make these using local material-"

Ramsay: "Oh come on. Come on. I know that gun metal was extracted from Nova-columbian mines!"

Volinovia and Darkspawnerreich

Great algerstonia

Volinovia wrote:nation=volinovia/detail=factbook/id=1335470

I am going to set this here. Y'all should sign.

“A few problems with this...” said B4 Battle Droid, while struggling to drink a cup of tea. “We are not allowed to destroy personal property of the enemy? Does this include military bases and supply areas? This is a solid no from Algerstonia. Besides.... I like blowing up stuff.”

~B4 Battle Droid.

Zukchiva, Dreamersistan, and Volinovia

Volinovia wrote:Those don't apply here.

Well ... it depends on the point of view ..... they produce a certain balance .... not many inventions ..... however ..... will a criminal court be open to failure ??

Dreamersistan and Volinovia

Cisplatinaa wrote:Well ... it depends on the point of view ..... they produce a certain balance .... not many inventions ..... however ..... will a criminal court be open to failure ??

Yes. We have the Laws of War (Our Geneva Convention) and we have the International Court of Justice to punish criminals.

Dreamersistan

Half Life 3 is amazing beyond amazing. But it is not easy to play for prolonged periods. my eyes have been watering all day, damn

Great algerstonia wrote:“A few problems with this...” said B4 Battle Droid, while struggling to drink a cup of tea. “We are not allowed to destroy personal property of the enemy? Does this include military bases and supply areas? This is a solid no from Algerstonia. Besides.... I like blowing up stuff.”

~B4 Battle Droid.

<The Battle Droid is being targeted by an armed football kicked by a Volinovian David Beckham>

Danelaw Scandinavia, Great algerstonia, and Darkspawnerreich

Gorbastan wrote:On the basis of tanks, I plan to release two new tank branches.

Our main MBT branch the G7's are all-around great for both urban and open-field combat. They are extremely expensive to make, but overall very effective in their jobs both offense and defense.

I plan to start up the next tanks which include the:
-A1000 Prototype for our cavalry tanks. They're meant to be cheaper, having the same gun as the G7 series but having significantly less armour and lacks the intuitive soft and hard kill protection systems on the G7.

-HG1 which is a new concept meant for defense tactics. It's will be similar to the irl Swedish Strv-122. Infamously known as the cheese wedge. Small numbers will be produced.

I'm interested in opening a trade deal with you and securing a potential military alliance.

Me: "But Chef, we literally make these using local material-"

Ramsay: "Oh come on. Come on. I know that gun metal was extracted from Nova-columbian mines!"

My P-50 Cougar is going to replace the Hussar Tank as the best Well-rounded tank in Scandinavia. The P-50 is well armored able to deal with heavy hits, fast and can deal serious blows to many tanks. They are good as defensive and Offensive tanks just more comfortable, better tech, faster and has better weaponry.
And Gorb I would like to be allies with you. Especially considering what's going on.

*San Sierra and Charity are Brawly with Kianhua about to join in, Shinnokawa is in a 3 Way Civil War and other Conflicts.*

Gorbastan and Dreamersistan

Volinovia wrote:Yes. We have the Laws of War (Our Geneva Convention) and we have the International Court of Justice to punish criminals.

You need to be careful with that ..... war crimes and courts ..... this has a somewhat embarrassing past .....

Cisplatinaa wrote:You need to be careful with that ..... war crimes and courts ..... this has a somewhat embarrassing past .....

Not here.

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:My P-50 Cougar is going to replace the Hussar Tank as the best Well-rounded tank. The P-50 is well armored able to deal with heavy hits, fast and can deal serious blows to many tanks. They are good as defensive and Offensive tanks just more comfortable, better tech, faster and has better weaponry.
And Gorb I would like to be allies with you. Especially considering what's going on.

*San Sierra and Charity are Brawly with Kianhua about to join in, Shinnokawa is in a 3 Way Civil War and other Conflicts.*

A three-way? Damn. And yes, we'll take up your offer on military alliances. However, we also want to open up joint-military research facilities.

Danelaw Scandinavia, Dreamersistan, and Darkspawnerreich

Dreamersistan

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:My P-50 Cougar is going to replace the Hussar Tank as the best Well-rounded tank in Scandinavia. The P-50 is well armored able to deal with heavy hits, fast and can deal serious blows to many tanks. They are good as defensive and Offensive tanks just more comfortable, better tech, faster and has better weaponry.
And Gorb I would like to be allies with you. Especially considering what's going on.

*San Sierra and Charity are Brawly with Kianhua about to join in, Shinnokawa is in a 3 Way Civil War and other Conflicts.*

Gorbastan wrote:On the basis of tanks, I plan to release two new tank branches.

Our main MBT branch the G7's are all-around great for both urban and open-field combat. They are extremely expensive to make, but overall very effective in their jobs both offense and defense.

I plan to start up the next tanks which include the:
-A1000 Prototype for our cavalry tanks. They're meant to be cheaper, having the same gun as the G7 series but having significantly less armour and lacks the intuitive soft and hard kill protection systems on the G7.

-HG1 which is a new concept meant for defense tactics. It's will be similar to the irl Swedish Strv-122. Infamously known as the cheese wedge. Small numbers will be produced.

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Gorbastan, Danelaw Scandinavia, and Darkspawnerreich

Volinovia wrote:nation=volinovia/detail=factbook/id=1335470

I am going to set this here. Y'all should sign.

On behalf of the Battenberg Conference Nations, which are Somers, Athemherst, Linetzebuerg, and East Linetzebuerg (Linetzebuerge), we sign this important piece of legislation.

Zukchiva, Volinovia, and Darkspawnerreich

Great algerstonia

Dreamersistan wrote:Half Life 3 is amazing beyond amazing. But it is not easy to play for prolonged periods. my eyes have been watering all day, damn

<The Battle Droid is being targeted by an armed football kicked by a Volinovian David Beckham>

Wow rude

Destroys the football with facts and logic and makes football vegan no GMO lasagna

Gorbastan, Dreamersistan, and Darkspawnerreich

Gorbastan wrote:A three-way? Damn. And yes, we'll take up your offer on military alliances. However, we also want to open up joint-military research facilities.

Dont worry we can. I can also trade you for resources, I need alot. But i have an absolute abundance of Uranium.

Gorbastan, Dreamersistan, and Darkspawnerreich

Volinovia wrote:Not here.

Do not forget that there must be a group of countries that accept this ..... it is not enough to write and practice the trial ...... it was that easy in 1974, there should have been a trial ..... I will not recognize these terms ..... without first gathering enough nations to give strength to this

Dreamersistan

Great algerstonia wrote:Wow rude

Destroys the football with facts and logic and makes football vegan no GMO lasagna

<The football hits you on your phone, making facts and logic disappear, and then falls into your lasagna, splattering it all over your new dress and making ur Mom grab u by the ear and put you in time-out>

Gorbastan, Great algerstonia, and Darkspawnerreich

Volinovia

The Gorbastani Government expresses wide support for the Volinovian Emergency medical forces such as the Red Cross. We would like to donate several cargo airplanes, supplies, and motor vehicles to assist it's several functions.

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:Dont worry we can. I can also trade you for resources, I need alot. But i have an absolute abundance of Uranium.

Uranium you say? I'm intrigued.

Danelaw Scandinavia, Dreamersistan, Volinovia, and Darkspawnerreich

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