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Shavara wrote:I... guess I remember seeing a boy being tied with a rope of fire by Tsul... maybe she cannibalizes people?

“That ‘boy’ is my good friend Iwan.”

*Iwan hits you in the head again*

“Tsul has been alive for over 300 years.”

Iym Winterless wrote:“That ‘boy’ is my good friend Iwan.”

*Iwan hits you in the head again*

“Tsul has been alive for over 300 years.”

*Is hit by Iwan, but doesn't bother expressing pain*

I heard her mention that she's 333 years old. Anymore questions?

*Despite my huge worries, I seem kind of emotionless*

Shavara wrote:*Is hit by Iwan, but doesn't bother expressing pain*

I heard her mention that she's 333 years old. Anymore questions?

*Despite my huge worries, I seem kind of emotionless*

“Her immortality comes at a price. The price of flesh. Young flesh. She eats them, like fuel.”

*Iwan shudders at the thought*

Iym Winterless wrote:“Her immortality comes at a price. The price of flesh. Young flesh. She eats them, like fuel.”

*Iwan shudders at the thought*

Oh right, she's an agent of hell.

Damn it.

Shavara wrote:Oh right, she's an agent of hell.

Damn it.

“Now you see... and why did you stay with her? You ate her food, her...”

*Both gag*

“honey...”

Iym Winterless wrote:“Now you see... and why did you stay with her? You ate her food, her...”

*Both gag*

“honey...”

. . . What did the honey contain?!

Shavara wrote:. . . What did the honey contain?!

Soy!

Shavara wrote:. . . What did the honey contain?!

“A-all I know is... she makes it herself. Truly appalling...”

*Both look away*

Iym Winterless wrote:“A-all I know is... she makes it herself. Truly appalling...”

*Both look away*

Most important question for me is... are we there yet?

Shavara wrote:Most important question for me is... are we there yet?

“Ah yes, the fourth macguffin. The Sword.”

*Iym chuckles as we pull into a town, with stone roads and well-built homes*

“We’re here... the belly of the beast. Tsulville.

Iym Winterless wrote:“Ah yes, the fourth macguffin. The Sword.”

*Iym chuckles as we pull into a town, with stone roads and well-built homes*

“We’re here... the belly of the beast. Tsulville.

Huh? Where?

*Still on the back of the horse, tries to look at Tsulville while tied*

Shavara wrote:Huh? Where?

*Still on the back of the horse, tries to look at Tsulville while tied*

“Tsulville. The crown jewel of her Empire.”

*Both scoff in unison and high-five*

Iym Winterless wrote:“Tsulville. The crown jewel of her Empire.”

*Both scoff in unison and high-five*

Oh, alright. Still, could you untie me?

The Kaiser mandates the end of the military government and restores a civilian colonial government, appointing a loyal native politician. A couple rebel holdouts in the countryside are found by UAVs and simply strafed by helicopters and cleared by Marines. With the war at an end, the Kaiser permits the Shavaran and The Death Syndicate troops to leave, and establishing a fund to rebuild areas of the colony.

Osterreich und Ungarn wrote:The Kaiser mandates the end of the military government and restores a civilian colonial government, appointing a loyal native politician. A couple rebel holdouts in the countryside are found by UAVs and simply strafed by helicopters and cleared by Marines. With the war at an end, the Kaiser permits the Shavaran and The Death Syndicate troops to leave, and establishing a fund to rebuild areas of the colony.

San Sierran forces in Arklen, after being permitted by the Kaiser to leave, are ordered to leave the colony. And so they do.

President Alonzo offers funds for the rebuilding of the colony.

Iym Winterless wrote:“Tsulville. The crown jewel of her Empire.”

*Both scoff in unison and high-five*

Get out of TEP

Marchas wrote:Get out of TEP

Don't be rude.

Shavara wrote:Oh, alright. Still, could you untie me?

*A arm made from ice extends and chops the ropes, freeing you*

“We ask only that you stay with us. Mandatorily.”

*You suddenly notice that you’re now bound by ice*

Osterreich und Ungarn wrote:The Kaiser mandates the end of the military government and restores a civilian colonial government, appointing a loyal native politician. A couple rebel holdouts in the countryside are found by UAVs and simply strafed by helicopters and cleared by Marines. With the war at an end, the Kaiser permits the Shavaran and The Death Syndicate troops to leave, and establishing a fund to rebuild areas of the colony.

o<o~Time for kamikazes

Iym Winterless wrote:*A arm made from ice extends and chops the ropes, freeing you*

“We ask only that you stay with us. Mandatorily.”

*You suddenly notice that you’re now bound by ice*

Thaaaanks...

*Gets off from the horse*

Yeah, I'll stay with you, but how long?

DarKspawnerreich wrote:o<o~Time for kamikazes

O>O!~OH NO! Easunistan has fallen to the Japanese!

Shavara wrote:Thaaaanks...

*Gets off from the horse*

Yeah, I'll stay with you, but how long?

“Until we get macguffin number five. We may need to use you as a bargaining chip. Once we find the Sword, of course.”

*Both start to look around*

Iym Winterless wrote:“Until we get macguffin number five. We may need to use you as a bargaining chip. Once we find the Sword, of course.”

*Both start to look around*

*Sigh*
Alright, let's just enter this town.

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