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PLOT TWIST: 
Dreamersistan is Mother Charity.
bruh YOU are making me write messages 1000 times? I'm outta here! *rides away with my BMX*
<Suddenly a Great algerstonian deluge of mashed potatoes begins raining on your land and potato-winds begin blowing you back to TSP unless u create 5 TEP nations to protect yourself>
The steering handle of the BMX is fixed in place to the right
So the rider can only go Round and round,
Round and round,
Round and round,
Round and round,
The steering handle of the BMX is fixed in place to the right
So the rider can only go Round and round,
You're never
Leaving
TEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Pakitsk, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Brethren, and Great algerstonia
Jaden accepts warily. "Pardon my asking, but are you a religious woman?"
Mwahahaha. >:D
Nobody can stop the mashed potatoes but me. I will make it keep making mashed potatoes until I get my demands!
My demands are two Snickers bars and a 32 ounce fountain drink.
Pakitsk, Dreamersistan, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, and The green blade
"I am not bnb working for anyone right now, sir."
One snicker and 8 ounces of drink, if I get to take a tiny sip!
<continues to read life lessons from
The Art of The Deal>
Pakitsk, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, and Great algerstonia
A sign appears above my head saying: "Nah, an abbess/nun couldn't be a religious person in a theocratic state."
OOC: If y'all want me to stop I'll quit. :)
Goodbye TEP! I enjoyed my stay here, I have to go back to my puppet storage region
Bye!
Pakitsk, Kilkire, and Great algerstonia
<A Wirrabuk looms over you and growls>
"You must never stop trolling...."
<His phone begins playing the Queen's Greatest Hits playlist>
'We are the champions'
'Show must go on'
'We will rock you'
'Love of my li-'
Er, wait.. How'd that get on there, heh heh
<the phone is thrown into a river and Wirrabuk calls customer service, claiming it was stolen by a criminal pigeon gang run by St Wood Pigeon>
<A knock is heard on the door of British calradia>
"Vodafone Police, open up!"
Pakitsk, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Brethren, and Great algerstonia
Don't worry, I can help with that.
I snap, and suddenly you are covered in low-quality, overpriced Pear uPhones. I hand your uncovered arm a piece of paper.
Here's the invoice. I'll be back to collect tomorrow morning. Cheerio!
I dematerialize
Dreamersistan, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Brethren, and Great algerstonia
>:(
Fine. I accept your offer. *it stops raining mashed potatoes with a snap of my finger*
My only goal out of this was to ruin this jerk's car. The jerk's name is Esk or something like that and he tried to kill me once. >:(
Mother Charity chuckles. "What tipped you off, the habit and wimple?"
<registers phones in your name, and doesn't wipe ur fingerprints off the phones>
<on half of them, installs spyware on the phones to pick up Credits Cards, take videos for the purpose of blackmail and run botnets>
<the other half are sold to psychopaths who are just itching to commit murders, and gives them gloves to use while they carry out their bloodthirsty deeds>
NEXT DAY
"Breaking News! 5 murders have been committed around the world, in an astonishing series of gruesome killings. Police say they are all connected by the presence of new uPear phones left by the body, with the fingerprints of a teenage boy from Texas. The manhunt is on"
<eats 🍿corn with the Chaos Master and watches you being chased down in a White Bronco on Youtube Red, on my 75" Panasoonic tv (made in China), purchased thru the ill gotten gains obtained from the other phones and their ad revenue collection>
( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
<a song plays in the BG: https://youtu.be/h_D3VFfhvs4?t=66>
Pakitsk, Volinovia, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Brethren, and 1 otherGreat algerstonia
People forget (or maybe it's just me) just how ridiculously good MJ's music videos were, and how well his songs worked with em.....
Gets pulled down nostalgia lane
Pakitsk, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, and Great algerstonia
Pakitsk can you suppress this post? Because I just felt like I need suppression for no reason. I wanna be oppressed and suppressed.
Pakitsk, Kilkire, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, and Great algerstonia
It's a trap!
I don’t want to be suppressed, yet I am quoting a possibly suppressed post, so in that case would this post also be suppressed?
Pakitsk, Marrabuk, Kilkire, and Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich
General Ackbar has entered the chat
Pakitsk, Peatiktist, and Great algerstonia
You're the trap.
Yes, you will be suppressed for quoting a suppressed post. Let's be suppressed, oppressed and depressed together!
The Holy Utopian Republic, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, and Great algerstonia
Maybe we should watch some thriller film in that movie theater next month, yes?
Ok, we can watch the brand new movie Terminator 2 but I only like you as a friend..
( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)
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