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Volykos wrote:*jumps into a Volykosian Combat Helicopter Mk.VII and pours sugar on all of you*

*collects it and redistributes to the proletariat masses*

Hsaboteur wrote:*!*
*Roars*

*One of them comes out with a guitar,looking slightly bigger than others,wearing green camouflage coat*

Banditostania wrote:

bandits

by Banditostania




Read factbook


*more bandits come squatting,surrounding you*
-ANUCHEEKIBREEKIIVDAMKEANUUUCHEEKIBREEKIIVDAMKEAAAANUUCHEEKIBREEKIIVDAMKE!

*throws a big grenade at the bandits*

Banditostania wrote:*One of them comes out with a guitar,looking slightly bigger than others,wearing green camouflage coat*

"You're metal shooters don't work on scales!"
*Conceals himself with his wings*
(I am a small dragon, yet I am still big. I make up the size of six average human male adults)

Banditostania wrote:

This really be a bruh moment

Hsaboteur wrote:"You're metal shooters don't work on scales!"
*Conceals himself with his wings*
(I am a small dragon, yet I am still big. I make up the size of six average human male adults)

-nu mlya,pacan(well damn,man),not cool,
*he squats nearby*
-Never been in Ukraina before huh?
(the main thing is-Im Eastern Slav myself)

Volykos wrote:*throws a big grenade at the bandits*

*they steal it*

Banditostania wrote:-nu mlya,pacan(well damn,man),not cool,
*he squats nearby*
-Never been in Ukraina before huh?
(the main thing is-Im Eastern Slav myself)
*they steal it*

Leave me! NOW!
*Swings tail at one bandit and knocks them back*

Banditostania wrote:*they steal it*

*it explodes*

Hsaboteur wrote:Leave me! NOW!
*Swings tail at one bandit and knocks them back*

-Not cool man
*they all just stand up and leave*

Volykos wrote:*it explodes*

*They steal the explosion*

Banditostania wrote:-Not cool man
*they all just stand up and leave*
*They steal the explosion*

Just... don't surround me. If I'm that interesting... just don't surround me...

Hsaboteur wrote:Just... don't surround me. If I'm that interesting... just don't surround me...

-Well,blyat,Ive seen a lot of mutants,but....you seem not like one,because you can speak,and dont look like you got thrown into a pool full of radium

Banditostania wrote:-Well,blyat,Ive seen a lot of mutants,but....you seem not like one,because you can speak,and dont look like you got thrown into a pool full of radium

What? I'm.. a dragon.

Hsaboteur wrote:What? I'm.. a dragon.

(The whole banditostania is based around STALKER series
The Chernobyl power plant exploded,resulting in huge amount of land being infected,as well as various anomalies from flying balls of energy and whirlwinds of red colour,and of course mutants
Bandits are one of the factions,which fight on the infected zone to survive and gain profits from collecting artifacts-another type of anomalies)
-Youre dragon,but on first sight,looks like a mutant

Banditostania wrote:*They steal the explosion*

*fires a Volykos Official Anomaly Controller Mk.VI to stop the bandits from stealing anything*

Volykos wrote:*fires a Volykos Official Anomaly Controller Mk.VI to stop the bandits from stealing anything*

*That one bird from the moon which got slavified steals it*

Banditostania wrote:*That one bird from the moon which got slavified steals it*

i already ate the bird

Volykos wrote:i already ate the bird

*it steals your organs*

Banditostania wrote:*it steals your organs*

what organs?

Volykos wrote:what organs?

brain
kidney
large intestine
liver
lungs
pancreas
small intestines
spinal chord
spleen
stomach

Banditostania wrote:brain
kidney
large intestine
liver
lungs
pancreas
small intestines
spinal chord
spleen
stomach

bold of you to assume i have any of those

Volykos wrote:bold of you to assume i have any of those

Well,at least I can steal air
and sell it
Free market

Banditostania wrote:Well,at least I can steal air
and sell it
Free market

no you can't i stopped you from stealing unstealable stuff

Volykos wrote:no you can't i stopped you from stealing unstealable stuff

hmmmmm well then
*dies*

Banditostania wrote:hmmmmm well then
*dies*

*buries your body*

Volykos wrote:begone

May I help you?

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