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*collects it and redistributes to the proletariat masses*
*One of them comes out with a guitar,looking slightly bigger than others,wearing green camouflage coat*
*throws a big grenade at the bandits*
"You're metal shooters don't work on scales!"
*Conceals himself with his wings*
(I am a small dragon, yet I am still big. I make up the size of six average human male adults)
This really be a bruh moment
-nu mlya,pacan(well damn,man),not cool,
*he squats nearby*
-Never been in Ukraina before huh?
(the main thing is-Im Eastern Slav myself)
*they steal it*
Leave me! NOW!
*Swings tail at one bandit and knocks them back*
*it explodes*
-Not cool man
*they all just stand up and leave*
*They steal the explosion*
Just... don't surround me. If I'm that interesting... just don't surround me...
-Well,blyat,Ive seen a lot of mutants,but....you seem not like one,because you can speak,and dont look like you got thrown into a pool full of radium
What? I'm.. a dragon.
(The whole banditostania is based around STALKER series
The Chernobyl power plant exploded,resulting in huge amount of land being infected,as well as various anomalies from flying balls of energy and whirlwinds of red colour,and of course mutants
Bandits are one of the factions,which fight on the infected zone to survive and gain profits from collecting artifacts-another type of anomalies)
-Youre dragon,but on first sight,looks like a mutant
*fires a Volykos Official Anomaly Controller Mk.VI to stop the bandits from stealing anything*
*That one bird from the moon which got slavified steals it*
i already ate the bird
*it steals your organs*
what organs?
brain
kidney
large intestine
liver
lungs
pancreas
small intestines
spinal chord
spleen
stomach
bold of you to assume i have any of those
Well,at least I can steal air
and sell it
Free market
no you can't i stopped you from stealing unstealable stuff
hmmmmm well then
*dies*
*buries your body*
May I help you?
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