The Most Extreme in The Maritimes
Middle: United Conserve States 83,215 - top 34%
Last: Raiderpuppetstan 236,343 of 245,401 nations
Spotlight: RMSboatymcboatface, pop. 3.9 billion. Capital: Featuria. Leader: Featuria XVII. Top World Rankings: Secularism, Niceness, Compassion.
The Most Armed in The Maritimes
Middle: Velem 192,138 - bottom 21%
Last: Bedetopia 245,392 of 245,611 nations
Spotlight: Pold, pop. 9 million. Top World Rankings: Pizza Delivery, Insurance, Furniture Restoration.
Most Armed used to get jokes of the “who has the most octopus-like citizens” variety, ie the most arms attached to their body, ha ha we used to laugh, how droll. As we now know it’s really the average number of deadly weapons per citizen which is much more normal and accepted..
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in The Maritimes
Middle: Velem 167,247 - bottom 31%
Last: Kalix 245,032 of 245,872 nations
Spotlight: Charlottetown Islanders, pop. 9.2 billion. Capital: Charlottetown. Leader: Charles the Great. Top World Rankings: Nudity, Obesity, Ignorance.
The Most Developed in The Maritimes
Middle: Hushaby 55,768 - top 23%
Last: River Rats 231,034 of 245,755 nations
Spotlight: Le comte de Monte-Cristo, pop. 5.6 billion. Capital: Marseille. Top World Rankings: Employment, Foreign Aid, Primitiveness.
The Largest Publishing Industry in The Maritimes
Middle: Lubecistan 15,589 - top 7%
Last: Bedetopia 245,221 of 245:241 nations
Spotlight: The Aurum Isles, pop. 7.1 billion. Capital: Pretiosa. Leader: KinggJir-Gun. Top World Rankings: Scientific Advancement, Economy, Average Income of Poor.
The Highest Economic Output in The Maritimes
Middle: 1943 18,519 - top 8%
Last: Octopi 240,050 of 245,504 nations
Spotlight: Pointe-aux-Coques, pop. 30.9 billion. Capital: Belle Baie. Top World Rankings: Nudity, Integrity, Youth Rebelliousness
Some of the names in the poll look familiar. Did we have a poll like this before? Fabulous names, by the way.
Maybe, not that I know of.
The Most Primitive in The Maritimes
Middle: Tracadie 205,032 - bottom 16%
Last: Economic Invincibility 244,385 of 245,435 nations
Spotlight: Bobberino19, pop.2.5 billion. Top World Rankings: Averageness, Cheese Exports, Puzza Delivery