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1883-2014- mass doggo revolts in Switzerland.
2020- deckare independence.
12 July 2020- the cantons of Fribourg Lucerne and Obwalden join us.
6th February 2021- the cantons Of Nidwalden, Basel-Landschaft and Solothurn join us. We become a Dictatorial Republic after being a Dictatorship.
14th of March 2021- our nation falls into chaos.
19th of April 2021- we are refounded after 36 days of chaos.
BORK! That’s our story!
History update
The Man says hello to the newcomer.
A Heckin Good History
Thanks
wow thinsg have not changed here
Welcome back! The only things that change are the noodles. *throws some noodles around*
"i cant eat those with meat until tomorrow"
btw tomorrow is russian easter
Ah huzzah! Happy Russian easter!
*Puts some extra eggs on*
thank you, my friend
It's a long weekend here, that calls for extra noodles!
Double portions on all dishes this weekend :D
I sleep in the corner of restaurant.
welcome! now we got 3 doges!
sad i missed it...
*Puts a bowl of doggo noodles out*
*cooks up a special double portion*
thank you! bork!
*watches hopefully in case a bit of pork falls out*
*sneaks up and excitedly eats the fallen food*
*finishes his food*
Goes to find a stick as a thank you
woof!
ded chat
ok for crabs
Crabs are tasty, and yeah sorry, I should really try to liven it up! :(
OOOOOOh polls
Y'all answer about your favourite kind of noodle - mine's probably Udon
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