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Lanaograd wrote:It was on the Manila Conference I think.

No, that must have been after.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6-WAFz5at8w
I don't remember them first ladies in Manila. It was when Marcos was given the keys to DC, and visited Kennedy's grave.
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Marcos_visit_Johnson_1966.jpg
https://www.officialgazette.gov.ph/1966/11/07/official-week-in-review-september-1-september-15-1966/
Anyhow, can I get you a drink? We've got a nice Irish Mint that's very refreshing.

If you wanna have fun, just ask and I’ll add you...

The Hunger Games VI

by Theberstan


Link

To Hell and back
Telegram/mention Theberstan or this dispatch if you want to join. Anyone can join!

District 1:
New Ryansville
Jodilee
Socialist States of Ludistan
Monarche

District 2:
Theberstan
OMG IS THAT A WAIFU
Boris Cult
The Gold Mines

District 3:
North American Imperial State(NAIS)
Atlantican people
Joeanian republic
Asuniia

District 4:
Scp faudation
Hopal
Franco-british-american empire(FBAE)
Poson

District 5:
Wolffermania
The dakotan empire
Alexander the magnus
Cassthellum

District 6:
Coradortodos
Homyland
The oracle of the three goddesses(TOTTG)
Sorianora

District 7:
Venkoyo
Very totally free
Deutsche luftstreitkrafte
Teddy hulk roosevelt

District 8:
Allied women soldiers
East Cashinamasian
Pooor
God bless democracy

District 9:
Baloo Kingdom
Barlyy
Accipitridia
Viciebskaja

District 10:
Tepe
The holy Austrian empoire(THAE)
Brocklandia
Kingdom of casetaria

District 11:
Montanity
The communist elchoistan
If Unicorns Existed in Skaraborg(IUEIS)
Protrump yippee ka-yay(PTYKY)

District 12:
Maxconian khal
Republic of galar region
A real nation
Ethics committee of the scpf(SCPF)

Save: https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=mmz5mAkl

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Whitcomb kingdom

ayo the pizza here

Hello

The chairman of the board

Hindu mahasabha wrote:Hello

Hi, are you here for the higher or lower game?

Whitcomb kingdom wrote:ayo the pizza here

Are you looking for Dominions?

The chairman of the board

When’s the next poll?

Theberstan wrote:When’s the next poll?

*The croupier looks over, and sees that the lights on the slot machine have gone out.*
Hmm. Apologies for that. There must be some sort of technical fault.

*Looks more closely*
Yup, it's plugged in, and switched on. I think I'm going to need some tools to fix this.

*He takes a wrench from behind the bar, and walks back over to the machine*
BANG!

*Having been hit with the wrench, the lights on the machine flicker, then brighten*
There we go. Enjoy your game

The chairman of the board and Theberstan

The Sands Casino wrote:*The croupier looks over, and sees that the lights on the slot machine have gone out.*
Hmm. Apologies for that. There must be some sort of technical fault.

*Looks more closely*
Yup, it's plugged in, and switched on. I think I'm going to need some tools to fix this.

*He takes a wrench from behind the bar, and walks back over to the machine*
BANG!

*Having been hit with the wrench, the lights on the machine flicker, then brighten*
There we go. Enjoy your game

Thank you.

Theberstan wrote:Thank you.

No problem. Can I get you a drink?

The chairman of the board and Theberstan

The Sands Casino wrote:No problem. Can I get you a drink?

Sure, gotta an atomic cocktail?

The chairman of the board

Theberstan wrote:Sure, gotta an atomic cocktail?

*Smiles*
Now there's a blast from the past. We served a helluva lotta those through the fifties. I'll get you one now.

The chairman of the board and Theberstan

The Sands Casino wrote:*Smiles*
Now there's a blast from the past. We served a helluva lotta those through the fifties. I'll get you one now.

Thanks.

Final delivery!
Sorry folks, but my back and legs are starting to suffer under the weight of all these newspapers as I do the rounds of your RMBs. This will be the last delivery.
You'll still be able to find The NewsStand dispatch on the "best dispatches" screen.
If you prefer to get notifications, subscribe to The Embassy's The Cable newsletter. There's a NewsStand section in that.
If you have a newspaper you want featured in The NewsStand, send a link via telegram to All Wild Things.

Read all about it!
- The Cable - December 2020
- Layem Times Issue 27
- Labyrinthine Chronicle- November 2020
- The Monthly Tabloid | November Edition
- St Abby Times
- The Rejected Times Brief News III
- The Herald - Issue I
- Layem Times Issue 26
- Layem Times Issue 25
- NS Today - https://nationstates.news
- Daily Line

Get involved!
- Play Sands casino games
- Place a sports bet

The grand puffle republic and The chairman of the board

First World Order Winter Festival

Forum Topic:Link
When will it be held?
It will be held from the 16th of December to the 23rd. Nations are not required to join.
What events will take place?
There’ll be many staged throughout 7 days of the festival. Sporting events such as The Hunger Games will be held; this time with a wintery twist.
I’m from outside the First World Order, can I still join in?
Of course you can! Anyone from any region can join, although with a few exceptions. These include:
  • Banned nations

  • Nations from Austria German Union and Lardyland

  • *IMPORTANT: Nations not in an embassy region or in the region that wish to join are required to join First World Order or one of our embassy regions. They are to return after the event is over if they please.*

Event Timeline

December

Event:

Wednesday, 16th

Gala Event: Get to know your fellow region-mates and new people outside the region (IC).

Thursday, 17th

Announcements On NS Forum

Friday, 18th-however long it takes

Hunger Games Very Limited Que Space (WIP) Link

Saturday, 19th

Hot Coco Bar (IC)On NS Forum

Sunday, 20th

Break, just relax.

Monday, 21st

Snow Fort Building Contest (Advanced technology allowed) (IC) On NS Forum

Tuesday, 22nd

Snow Fight! (Non-Cannon War RP) FWO RMB

Wednesday, 23rd

Flora Decoration (IC)On NS Forum

Thursday, 24th

Gift Exchange (IC) On NS Forum

Help Needed!
Due to the complexity of the event, or the off chance that I will not be able to host an event, I will require some volunteers. Anyone can apply to be part of the event committee, if you wish to help in any way, shape, or form, telegram Theberstan with the following stuff inside these <>.

<Nation Name: 
Region:
Government Affiliate: Yes/No
Event You Want To Help With:>

Note: You can help with every event.

Event Committee:
OMG IS THAT A WAIFU/Homyland/Rwekazaland -Fort Contest/Fight
Tranzoria- Everything
Guillean republic- Hot Coco Bar.
Socialist States of Ludistan- Flora Decoration

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The newsstand wrote:Final delivery!
Sorry folks, but my back and legs are starting to suffer under the weight of all these newspapers as I do the rounds of your RMBs. This will be the last delivery.
You'll still be able to find The NewsStand dispatch on the "best dispatches" screen.
If you prefer to get notifications, subscribe to The Embassy's The Cable newsletter. There's a NewsStand section in that.
If you have a newspaper you want featured in The NewsStand, send a link via telegram to All Wild Things.

Read all about it!
- The Cable - December 2020
- Layem Times Issue 27
- Labyrinthine Chronicle- November 2020
- The Monthly Tabloid | November Edition
- St Abby Times
- The Rejected Times Brief News III
- The Herald - Issue I
- Layem Times Issue 26
- Layem Times Issue 25
- NS Today - https://nationstates.news
- Daily Line

Get involved!
- Play Sands casino games
- Place a sports bet

Thank you for all these years of prompt and cheerful service!

The chairman of the board and Theberstan

Ahhhh! The only logic based casino games are roulette and blackjack!

walks into the casino
Ah, its been a while. Glad to finally get a chance to come back.
Strides over to the Bar
Excuse me, Bartender? I'd like to order a Proper No. 12.

El grenitadia wrote:walks into the casino
Ah, its been a while. Glad to finally get a chance to come back.
Strides over to the Bar
Excuse me, Bartender? I'd like to order a Proper No. 12.

Nice to have you back. I'm sorry though, I'm not familiar with no. 12. Is this a cocktail? If you know the ingredients, I could mix you one.

Hi embassies I would like to show you something.
page=poll/p=167590

The Sands Casino wrote:Nice to have you back. I'm sorry though, I'm not familiar with no. 12. Is this a cocktail? If you know the ingredients, I could mix you one.

My man is referring to a brand of whiskey, turns out. I'm sure a Tullamore Dew or a Kilbeggan would suit just fine.

The chairman of the board

The Man walks to the casino bar, noticing that nobody is here.

"Huh, it's way too quiet here. You think it would be busy."

Bob ross our lord

Helmsi wrote:The Man walks to the casino bar, noticing that nobody is here.

"Huh, it's way too quiet here. You think it would be busy."

No kidding. You'd almost think it was 1996.

Bob ross our lord and Helmsi

The chairman of the board

Helmsi wrote:The Man walks to the casino bar, noticing that nobody is here.

"Huh, it's way too quiet here. You think it would be busy."

It's been a long month, out manager's ben out on vacation in Cuba.

Bob ross our lord

The chairman of the board

Dusts off the old mic.

Graag brom, Bob ross our lord, and PR Turbo

Whole india

India

February 2021|| Issue VIII

The Monthly Tabloid
India Official Newsletter

Editor: Whole india
Writers: Whole india, Hindu mahasabha.

Editor's Desk

Dear Readers,
The TMT is undergoing a massive change, Indusse has appointed me, Whole india, as the new editor of the TMT. So, I have also decided to reactivate this outlet. Hence, those who wish to join the TMT can telegram me or DM me. Also, if you work really good for TMT, you will be featured as the writer of the month, and our readers decide it! TMT is also, opening a new facility, those who wish to subscribe to TMT, should telegram me or DM me, and accordingly, you will be mentioned below as our proud subscribe due to the same you shall not miss even an edition of TMT.
Hoping to see you write for TMT,

Best Regards,
Editor


Anime Fans Disappointed By Polls

Written by Hindu mahasabha

Recently the region held poll to decide whether region of India should have the Anime tag or not. The Anime Fans were defeated by 11-15 in the poll. Many people like Vajji and Rihaam have expressed their despondency over the issue. Rihaam said, "Also, I'll oppose this non-inclusion of anime tag constitutionally." Hindu Ram Rajya lead the polls by requesting people to vote against the proposal. Once the poll was won, the people were thanked. Hindu mahasabha said that it is good that so many people voted in favour, maybe next time the Anime Fans will win the polls to have the Anime tag on the region.

Decoding the Vedas
Part II: What is a mantra, is there a god, what is hell, and what is heaven, the key to boundless knowledge, why say ‘Bharatam’

Written by Whole india

Introduction: When we say a mantra, what is it? If you ask this question to a fool, then he will say it is for praising the god/s, but essentially who is god? By praising the god will we go to heaven? Will others who don’t go to hell? How can one gain this knowledge? These few questions arrive at every conscious mind, but their surrounding can’t provide an answer because it isn’t seeking to know.

What is a mantra: See the very basics of a mantra is Sound. Whatever you say have reverberations on your body, mind, intellect. Chanting a mantra wrongly can do terrible things, but chanting it correctly can enhance your ability. Like the Stock Market, do the right investment for profit, but this is the easiest stock market. Even if you don’t know the meaning, of the mantra just recite it, chant it. Modern Science has given substantial evidence that if an individual chants the Gayatri Mantra in a wrong manner for 3 to 5 months then he may lose his voice even if all parts of his throat are intact and normal. That’s the power of sound! Mantras as made in such a way that the sound produced from them benefits our body. The word ‘Aum’ is immensely powerful, nowadays people make it ‘Om’ which is not going to help their system. Chanting mantras can greatly enhance our ability, and we can live a full-fledged life. Adding British or American asset while chanting mantra will ruin you because you are adding excess spice to already cooked food! People think that this ‘Aum’ is only in religion, we will also get the religion thing cleared, but before it is not so that only ‘Hindus’ who brand ‘Aum’, it is everywhere, just is that we lack observation. Christianity came from Jerusalem, and there is used to Aramaic language, and so if you may observe, they say “Aaamen”, remove the “en” and we get the sound of “Aum”. In Vatican City, they say as “Aaaaamen” removing “en” we get the sound of “Aum”. Even in Islam, they say, “Ameen”. Take out “een” and we again get the sound of “Aum”. Hence, this science was and is in every culture, but as time passed the word’s distortion happened like today in the US they made “Amen” as “A-men”, in India, “Aum” became “Om”. This can be better understood if I was speaking to you, but anyways. For those people who have bad dreams, nightmares, can’t give attention to a thing or have problems that are difficult to solve, the pronunciation of “Aum” will be transformational, just a few minutes every day can change your life.

Why say Bharatam, and not India or Hindustan: The Rules of sound even follow here. Bharat comes from bha – ra – ta. Bhava means sensation. Seeing, hearing, smelling, tasting, and touching are different types of sensations. Your whole experience of life is sensory right now. Or in other words, sensations are the basis of your experience. Bha means sensation, out of which emotion arises. Ra means raga or the tune. The tune is not yours – existence has already set it. Now you have to find the rhythm, which is the tala. If you find the right rhythm, you are a fantastic human being. If you miss the rhythm, you get crushed by the process of life.
We called this nation Bha-ra-ta, and one of the great kings of the past was Bharata. People say the country is named after him, but actually, he was named after the country. There are so many Bharats and Bharatis in this country – they are named after this nation. King Bharata had nine sons, but when the time to hand over the empire came, he gave it to Bhumanyu, who was the son of the sage Bharadwaj. This boy grew up in the forest. When he came to the court one day, the king looked at him and said, “This boy must become the king – not my sons.” People were shocked because the emperor’s sons, nine of them, were waiting in a queue – probably fighting with each other over who would become the king. People argued, “Who is he? He has grown up in the forest.” Bharata said, “I see an enormous intelligence in his eyes and a raging fire in his heart. He is able-bodied and stable. He should be the king.” This was the first demonstration of democracy in this nation, thousands of years ago. A nation is important because you expand the scope of your passion, involvement, and concern beyond your likes and dislikes. “Why can’t we think about the whole world?” That would be great to have the entire world united, but anyways. A nation is the largest piece of humanity that you can be committed to right now. When you are committed to this nation and its wellbeing, if not to 7.2 billion people, at least you are committed to 1.2 billion people, which is a great step forward from being committed to your wellbeing. Whenever somebody occupies a nation, the first thing they will do is change your name. This is the technology of dominance; this is the technology of enslaving. If you look at African–American history, when the African people were brought to America, the first thing they did was took their African name away and gave them some silly name. That is what has been done to us – Thiruvananthapuram is “Trivandrum.” Chennai is “Madras.” Like this – “India.” What does it mean? It does not mean anything. If I give you a meaningless name, you will become a meaningless, stupid person in front of me because I have a meaningful name. I have a tradition, I have a culture – you have nothing. So in that context, we have become “India.” When we found it, the British said, “Oh! No no, your name is from Greek and Latin which means Indus Valley Civilization.” They just talked about this and that for the sake of convincing us. The concept of a nation must sink into everybody’s mind because a nation is just an idea. When this idea burns through your mind and sinks into your heart, and your passion rises, you have a real nation. Otherwise, “nation” is just on paper. This is the unfortunate reality for us right now. When the British left in 1947, the first thing we should have done is change the name in such a way that it resonates in everybody’s mind. You are using an English name for an Indian nation. Hardly a few per cent of us, Indians can speak English properly in this country. The remaining are essentially left out. I know a whole lot of the intellectual crowd will say, “What is in a name?” When you utter your name, you must understand there is sound. The meaning is only psychological and social. The sound is existential and has power. “Bharat” has power. This power has to reverberate through everybody’s hearts in this country. And the idea of what it means to be an Indian must get across to every human being because if everyone’s aspiration is not the same as the national aspiration, then you don’t have a nation. You can yourself test it, by saying one whole day, “India India India” and one whole day “Bharatam Bharatam Bharatam” then you will see the difference.

Who is god, and what is hell, what is heaven: This is the best part of the story. People of various religions have their own gods, India essentially is a godless culture. When I say, “godless” then many will say about ‘Devas’, ‘Pujas’, ‘Temples’, ‘Idol worship’, etc. So, just read this whole thing. There is a vast difference between ‘gods’ and ‘devas’. Firstly, the word ‘pray’ and ‘worship’ are different. ‘Pray’ means you are becoming the god’s chief consultant while ‘worship’ means you are respecting someone, his/her work. God comes in a belief system, in this culture, there is no belief system. This is a godless culture, there is a whole science behind temples, it isn’t a religious place, because God is a heretic person in this culture there is no heretic person in this culture. The westerners made the term ‘Hindu’ as ‘Hindusim’. They screw up on the word ‘33 Koti Devas’, Koti is a Sanskrit word that has 8 meanings! The poor translator used one meaning which meant 10 million, but the Koti here meant ‘excellent. It means 33 excellent forms of creation! If I tell you today to unscrew 10 screws from a vent without any tools, then you will use your nails, teeth, and end up breaking your nails, and then one day if I give you a screwdriver, you will just know its value, you will worship it. The same is the case here, saints like Sai Baba are worshipped in this culture because of their contribution to our daily life. Like many Marxists worship Karl Marx and Fredrich Angels, many Maoists worship Mao Zedong, and many Nazis worship Adolf Hitler, the same is the case here that’s why we call these people in this culture as ‘Devas’. It is just that Mao and Hitler killed people while others worked to make life better. Marx expected that his socialist theory would be adopted by rich nations, but anyways he also tried something to make life better. The term Hindu came from the Himalayas and Hind Mahasagara which is the Indian ocean. In one Indian family the members worship 3 to 8 different Devas, someone doesn’t worship, someone only does work, someone will only medicate, someone will do crazy things. but still, they are Hindus because it is a geographical identity and not a religion! Few semi-intellectuals and a few pseudo-intellectuals have made the word ‘dharma’ meaning ‘religion’, these western translators have always screwed up, they did it with Koti, they did it with Deva, now they even took Dharma in their list. Dharma means what you should do, and even if you don’t do it, it’s okay. It tells us when we should wake up, what we should do after we wake up, there is a whole science behind it. We can reduce our sleep quota to 3 to 4 hours and live a full-fledged life! If you wish to have a simplistic life, no problem, enjoy.

Temples are the meditation centres in this culture. There is a science in how to consecrate the idols, but nowadays it’s just lost, it is there but after the Bhakti movement, you just take any rock make an idol and worship it, it won’t work though you will have positivity which will help, however, positivity with a consecrated idol is the formula needed for a full-fledged life. Now what is hell, and what is heaven? Can someone forcefully make you suffer? No, it is the reaction that makes you suffer. Tomorrow if I come, and bow down to you and abuse you in a language you don’t know, which won’t, but you will feel that I just asked for your blessings, or I am a nutcase who thinks you are great. But if someone abuses you in the language you know then you will give a negative reaction, isn’t it? So, suffering can’t be forced. Today you have a discriminatory mind who knows when to have joy and when to have sorrow after you die your brain is no more there so we go by our tendencies. The tendencies reach their extreme ends, if you are a negative person by tendency then your negativity will multiply a million folds after your death, and the opposite of same shall happen when you have a positive tendency. Both will reach their extreme ends, and this is what is called Heaven and Hell. So, in this culture, we tell to be joyful for the most time. If you die consciously then there is more in which I won’t go right now. Things like Mahasamadhi, you know?

The Key to Boundless knowledge: As stated in the last part, Knowledge is limited and ignorance is boundless. If you want boundless knowledge then leave your negativity, just leave your beliefs, logic, and just work on what you wish to know. One must rise above this the Left vs the Right, and there should be the realization that we are human first. Instead of presuming something, accept that you don't know by saying to yourself "I don't know" because that "I don't know" is having great potential! To be something, you need to accept something. Few say, "We have pleasure in remaining ignorant." But our human system is of so much potential that we can make every impossible thing possible. Hence, another basic thing is that it is not our job to decide a possibility, it is nature's job to decide a possibility. We have to just concentrate our energies to make everything possible.

TMT is looking for journalists interested to write articles and other features in the newsletter, Podcast Host Submissions are also invited. Contact the editor for more details.

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This is the last edition which we shall send via RMB, hence, from now on we shall send it via discord or on the region's forum. Therefore, please DM me or telegram me if you wish to subscribe. And you will be accordingly mentioned. Please upvote.

Bob ross our lord

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