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WMDs are very cool, correct? You won't risk war with a nation that has nuclear capabilities, correct?

Lansinge wrote:WMDs are very cool, correct? You won't risk war with a nation that has nuclear capabilities, correct?

Don’t mind the fact that if you started a nuclear war, you would destroy the world...

Lily pad nation and The Filippinas

Aidenfieeld wrote:
Don’t mind the fact that if you started a nuclear war, you would destroy the world...

It only reinforces the fact that you shouldn't start a nuclear war if you truly care about your citizens.

Lansinge wrote:It only reinforces the fact that you shouldn't start a nuclear war if you truly care about your citizens.

Hence why you shouldn’t have the ability to.

Lily pad nation

Aidenfieeld wrote:Don’t mind the fact that if you started a nuclear war, you would destroy the world...

Don’t be so bombastic Aiden, it’d only kill all humans.
But do not fear! We’re working on killing all life through rapid global warming, and that’ll solve all our problems! Unless you consider being dead a problem, then we’d only have one problem, but, still, that’s an improvement.

Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, and Yansu

Lily pad nation wrote:Don’t be so bombastic Aiden, it’d only kill all humans.
But do not fear! We’re working on killing all life through rapid global warming, and that’ll solve all our problems! Unless you consider being dead a problem, then we’d only have one problem, but, still, that’s an improvement.

Well, humans dying would be beneficial to all other species on the planet.

Lily pad nation and The Filippinas

Aidenfieeld wrote:Well, humans dying would be beneficial to all other species on the planet.

Not necessarily. Sheep will have their wool grow to unhealthy levels if there's no one to shear them. All other domesticated are no longer suited for life in the wild. And how about things like ostrich farms in Malaysia or zoos? Animals would start dying without anyone taking care of them, especially those not suited for the climate.

Aidenfieeld and Lily pad nation

Good night TSP! (^-^)

Si-topia and The Filippinas

Lily pad nation wrote:<.<
Bacteria keep you alive, they helped us do literally everything we’ve ever done.
No. I’m calling bacteria bacteria.

Exactly. And it's not their fault that Aumeltopia dressed in a manner that implied he desired their attention and eventual entrance into his body.

Really, he was asking for it, and him trying to complain about it afterwards, suspiciously waiting to make a whole "thing" out of it until it was "convenient", is proof that bacteria were not in the wrong.

Lily pad nation

Perfectly sound advice from Hydrian Saratstania: When the going gets tough, unleash the Mutant Unicorns. The ones with multiple heads that breathe Rainbow Beams. Crush all obstacles that get in your way.

Auphelia, Yansu, and Proctethia

Hydrian Saratstania wrote:Perfectly sound advice from Hydrian Saratstania: When the going gets tough, unleash the Mutant Unicorns. The ones with multiple heads that breathe Rainbow Beams. Crush all obstacles that get in your way.

Is that not usual company policy?

Drystar, where did you put the employee handbook? I need it for something other than burning or hitting the Chief over the head.

I won't promise I won't end up using it for both of those things later, though. Girls just wanna have fun, after all.

You need destructive weapons to deter ambitious leaders from having their way, keeping them in check. I would be happy if WMDs were irrelevant in our world but sadly it is a necessary evil to deter others from having their way.

Lily pad nation wrote:Don’t be so bombastic Aiden, it’d only kill all humans.
But do not fear! We’re working on killing all life through rapid global warming, and that’ll solve all our problems! Unless you consider being dead a problem, then we’d only have one problem, but, still, that’s an improvement.

As a wise man once said, "mo' money, mo' problems".

If we bomb everything through the use of nuclear weapons, I think we might get rid of all of our problems!

How fun!

We have 99 problems, and nuclear disarmament is not one of them.

Yansu and Lily pad nation

Lansinge wrote:WMDs are very cool, correct? You won't risk war with a nation that has nuclear capabilities, correct?

WMDs are ok when kept under control...
But they are super uncool when not...
And using them is real crape....

I just like the fact so many people would rather be sadistic rather then actually make a difference but what would I know.

Fine brothers entertainment

The Filippinas wrote:Hello there ^^
Uhh, yeah I think so. Why did you think I died? o. o

Dengue

Sorry for late reply.

Good morning TSP!

Lily pad nation

Oh! Nova Montron, thoughts on the end of the world/global nuclear war/warming?

Thank you Drystar for reminding me.

Lansinge wrote:I just like the fact so many people would rather be sadistic rather then actually make a difference but what would I know.

I’m sorry, are you suggesting that I should get off my lazy butt and solve the threat of nuclear war or global warming?

Yeah, I’ll do that, right after I bring world peace.

Drystar, Si-topia, and The Filippinas

Lily pad nation wrote:Oh! Nova Montron, thoughts on the end of the world/global nuclear war/warming?

Thank you Drystar for reminding me.
I’m sorry, are you suggesting that I should get off my lazy butt and solve the threat of nuclear war or global warming?

Yeah, I’ll do that, right after I bring world peace.

It is inevitable.

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, and Lily pad nation

Auphelia wrote:Is that not usual company policy?

Drystar, where did you put the employee handbook? I need it for something other than burning or hitting the Chief over the head.

I won't promise I won't end up using it for both of those things later, though. Girls just wanna have fun, after all.

2nd drawer on the left, behind your “medication”.

Qawe wrote:Good morning TSP!

And good morning to you

Lily pad nation

Nova Montron wrote:It is inevitable.

Is that a Thanos reference? Is nature Thanos? Or humans?

Post self-deleted by Fagge.

if you see this

youre a boomer

Tfw you're playing Minecraft PE and you're crouching at the edge of a ravine filled with lava....
and a zombie says hello.

The Solar System Scope, Yansu, The anarchist far east, Fine brothers entertainment, and 1 otherProctethia

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