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Man walks into his doctor’s surgery and says “Doctor, I think I’m Tom Jones”. Doctor replies “It’s not unusual”.

*sips coffee*

How are dates just like coffee?
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.

*sips coffee*

Stop looking at me like that! I know I've got a latte problems!

Edit: Wait!!! It's World Chocolate Day??!!! How did I not know this?

TODAY IN THE WEST
SCUD (Savor the Comic, Unplug the Drama) Day- Lo and behold! Thou shalt not be-eth dramatic on this day! Forsooth, it is the day of S.C.U.D!

Punday Monday- You’ll have plenty of comedy to savor today, because it’s Punday Monday! Make us laugh and groan at your best (worst) puns. The pun that Saint Mark deems the best will be added to TWP’s Great Big Book o’ Puns, which can be viewed here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1--euy0kKxKukA9kfVNlscLqWq9iIbIYJgHcokX8GiRo/edit?usp=sharing

Darkesia wrote:

Edit: Wait!!! It's World Chocolate Day??!!! How did I not know this?

Sounds like we should mocha big deal out of it.

Im back with the days amazing facts thing. So heres todays

The word “sneeze” originated from the misspelling of the word “fneze” or “fnese.”

“Sneeze” was once spelled as “fneze” or “fnese,” which it was once spelled. The Oxford English Dictionary states the word “sneeze” was made from the misreading or misprinting of the original term. The word sneeze was later adopted as the official word because it sounded more suited for the role.

Some Desperate Attempts at Puns for y’all
That fish sure had fun at that party.
Yeah, he had a whale of a time.

Every time I call China I seem to Wing the Wong number.

What’s a realtor’s favorite greeting?
House it going?

Why aren’t we to Mars yet daddy?
Well, it’s not very easy. It takes a long time just to planet.

Did you hear what that teacher did?
Yeah I did. That School.

Are you sure your girlfriend didn’t steal the tissue shipment?
Nah, dude. I have a Kleenex

Typhania wrote:Some Desperate Attempts at Puns for y’all
That fish sure had fun at that party.
Yeah, he had a whale of a time.

A whale ain't a fish...
Guess you could say it's disquwhaleified!

Typhania wrote:Every time I call China I seem to Wing the Wong number.

More like, you're Beijing the wrong number!

Typhania wrote:What'’s a realtor'’s favorite greeting?
House it going?

House it going? A lot's been going!

Typhania wrote:Why aren’t we to Mars yet daddy?
Well, it’s not very easy. It takes a long time just to planet.

Mars you really go?!

Yeah, I got tired of trying to outpun the others. Happy Pun-day Monday! Cackle all the way!
P.S. Sorry for the excessive pings...

Pun sylvania wrote:*snipped long post*

There’s always a critic eh. 😀

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:There’s always a critic eh. 😀

It would appear so.😑

Bhang Bhang Duc and Pun sylvania

pun day Monday
sounds like a funday today

Maybe algerstonia

Hello! Consider this my puppet for your region. My main account is Great algerstonia. :D

*cough* *cough*

*coffee*

Post by Lapathiya suppressed by Bran Astor.

Cro Magnon wrote:*cough* *cough*

*coffee*

*covfefe*

Reading while you sunbathe makes you well red.

Tao the watcher wrote:Since I am the NON-WA Delegate of TWP ... Welcome to the region. The linky thingys in the WFE give you just about everything you need to know about TWP to survive and thrive. And the chocolates ... well, the chocolates are to die for!

Thanks. Sorry for late reply tho

The Holy Principality of Saint Mark wrote:Reading while you sunbathe makes you well red.

And reading communist literature while taking antibiotics makes you a well Red!*

This was a joke, I didn't mean to offend any communists, please don't get mad

Post by Scallion latius suppressed by Bran Astor.

Scallion latius

yeetus

Big Bad Badger wrote:Pun walked into a room and killed ten. Pun in, ten dead.


This is today's Punday Monday winner!

The britannia kingdom

Hey

Why do the issues come so slowly?

Also why is this game so slow?

Arztorzka wrote:Why do the issues come so slowly?

Also why is this game so slow?

Regarding issues, you can set the pace at which you receive them - go into your Settings.

Otherwise the game is what you make it. Don’t like it? Try something else.

greetings comrades

Arztorzka wrote:Why do the issues come so slowly?

Also why is this game so slow?

The game is meant to be paced slowly. It's sort of intended you play a little bit every few days over a long time. However, beyond just answering issues the game includes a whole host of features to keep your interest- the regions and forum boards. You could join our Imperial Map and participate in RP, become a citizen of the region, participate in the World Assembly, join our Armed Forces, Foreign Affairs, Newspaper Staff, Ministry of Recruitment and Citizenry or Ministry of Internal Affairs, participate in the onsite forum boards or on our region's offsite one, write issues for the game, and participate in our RMB.
Plus the game has special events- on April Fool's Day every year the game introduces a mini-game, a new one every time. Last year the game introduced the card trading game (which is still going on) and this year we had trivia quizzes about the game. We also have one or two N-Days throughout the year in which every nation engages in nuclear warfare, and every Halloween we have Z-Day, a zombie apocalypse throughout the entire game world.

Arztorzka wrote:Why do the issues come so slowly?

Also why is this game so slow?

I guess it's a blessing(?). I couldn't take it if they gave me hourly issues that can potentially fluctuate my stats and mess up some lore.

TODAY IN THE WEST
Haikuesday- Express yourself in the traditional Japanese poetry style of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables.

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