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Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:There’s a little black spot on the Sun today. High latitude, possibly reversed magnetic field - first Cycle 25 spot?

"Nobody Home" - Pink Floyd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNMGrkCNLVk

I've got a little black spot on the Sun today,
High latitude, possibly reversed magnetic field
When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a first Cycle 25 spot

I got elastic bands keeping my tripod together
Got those Nova star blues.
I got thirteen billion channels of sh*t on the Internet to choose from

I've got OLED light
And I've got second sight
Got amazing powers of observation

And that is how I know
When I try to get through
On the Skype to you
There'll be nobody home

I've got the obligatory Rolheath perm
And the inevitable pinhole burns
All down the front of my favourite Crimson shirt

I've got nicotine stains on my fingers
I've got a silver spoon on a chain
I've got an NS Rocking Chair to prop up my RL mortal remains

I've got wild staring eyes
I've got a strong urge to fly
But I've got nowhere to fly to

Ooh, babe, when I pick up the smartphone
There's still nobody home

I've got a pair of Gohills boots
But I've got fading roots.

Ikealandx

Hello

Azkaaltis

Hi

Pun walked into a room and killed ten. Pun in, ten dead.

Ghoul castle

greetings comrades

Man walks into his doctor’s surgery and says “Doctor, I think I’m Tom Jones”. Doctor replies “It’s not unusual”.

*sips coffee*

How are dates just like coffee?
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.

*sips coffee*

Stop looking at me like that! I know I've got a latte problems!

Edit: Wait!!! It's World Chocolate Day??!!! How did I not know this?

TODAY IN THE WEST
SCUD (Savor the Comic, Unplug the Drama) Day- Lo and behold! Thou shalt not be-eth dramatic on this day! Forsooth, it is the day of S.C.U.D!

Punday Monday- You’ll have plenty of comedy to savor today, because it’s Punday Monday! Make us laugh and groan at your best (worst) puns. The pun that Saint Mark deems the best will be added to TWP’s Great Big Book o’ Puns, which can be viewed here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1--euy0kKxKukA9kfVNlscLqWq9iIbIYJgHcokX8GiRo/edit?usp=sharing

Darkesia wrote:
Edit: Wait!!! It's World Chocolate Day??!!! How did I not know this?

Sounds like we should mocha big deal out of it.

Im back with the days amazing facts thing. So heres todays

The word “sneeze” originated from the misspelling of the word “fneze” or “fnese.”

“Sneeze” was once spelled as “fneze” or “fnese,” which it was once spelled. The Oxford English Dictionary states the word “sneeze” was made from the misreading or misprinting of the original term. The word sneeze was later adopted as the official word because it sounded more suited for the role.

Some Desperate Attempts at Puns for y’all
That fish sure had fun at that party.
Yeah, he had a whale of a time.

Every time I call China I seem to Wing the Wong number.

What’s a realtor’s favorite greeting?
House it going?

Why aren’t we to Mars yet daddy?
Well, it’s not very easy. It takes a long time just to planet.

Did you hear what that teacher did?
Yeah I did. That School.

Are you sure your girlfriend didn’t steal the tissue shipment?
Nah, dude. I have a Kleenex

Typhania wrote:Some Desperate Attempts at Puns for y’all
That fish sure had fun at that party.
Yeah, he had a whale of a time.

A whale ain't a fish...
Guess you could say it's disquwhaleified!

Typhania wrote:Every time I call China I seem to Wing the Wong number.

More like, you're Beijing the wrong number!

Typhania wrote:What'’s a realtor'’s favorite greeting?
House it going?

House it going? A lot's been going!

Typhania wrote:Why aren’t we to Mars yet daddy?
Well, it’s not very easy. It takes a long time just to planet.

Mars you really go?!

Yeah, I got tired of trying to outpun the others. Happy Pun-day Monday! Cackle all the way!
P.S. Sorry for the excessive pings...

Pun Sylvania wrote:*snipped long post*

There’s always a critic eh. 😀

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:There’s always a critic eh. 😀

It would appear so.😑

Ghoul castle

pun day Monday
sounds like a funday today

Hello! Consider this my puppet for your region. My main account is Great Algerstonia. :D

*cough* *cough*

*coffee*

Post by Lapathiya suppressed by Bran Astor.

Cro Magnon wrote:*cough* *cough*

*coffee*

*covfefe*

TAO the Watcher wrote:Since I am the NON-WA Delegate of TWP ... Welcome to the region. The linky thingys in the WFE give you just about everything you need to know about TWP to survive and thrive. And the chocolates ... well, the chocolates are to die for!

Thanks. Sorry for late reply tho

The Holy Principality of Saint Mark wrote:Reading while you sunbathe makes you well red.

And reading communist literature while taking antibiotics makes you a well Red!*

This was a joke, I didn't mean to offend any communists, please don't get mad

Big Bad Badger wrote:Pun walked into a room and killed ten. Pun in, ten dead.


This is today's Punday Monday winner!

The britannia kingdom

Hey

Arztorzka

Why do the issues come so slowly?

Also why is this game so slow?

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