"Nobody Home" - Pink Floyd
I've got a little black spot on the Sun today,
High latitude, possibly reversed magnetic field
When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a first Cycle 25 spot
I got elastic bands keeping my tripod together
Got those Nova star blues.
I got thirteen billion channels of sh*t on the Internet to choose from
I've got OLED light
And I've got second sight
Got amazing powers of observation
And that is how I know
When I try to get through
On the Skype to you
There'll be nobody home
I've got nicotine stains on my fingers
I've got a silver spoon on a chain
I've got an NS Rocking Chair to prop up my RL mortal remains
I've got wild staring eyes
I've got a strong urge to fly
But I've got nowhere to fly to
Ooh, babe, when I pick up the smartphone
There's still nobody home
I've got a pair of Gohills boots
But I've got fading roots.
How are dates just like coffee?
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Stop looking at me like that! I know I've got a latte problems!
Edit: Wait!!! It's World Chocolate Day??!!! How did I not know this?
TODAY IN THE WEST
SCUD (Savor the Comic, Unplug the Drama) Day- Lo and behold! Thou shalt not be-eth dramatic on this day! Forsooth, it is the day of S.C.U.D!
Punday Monday- You’ll have plenty of comedy to savor today, because it’s Punday Monday! Make us laugh and groan at your best (worst) puns. The pun that Saint Mark deems the best will be added to TWP’s Great Big Book o’ Puns, which can be viewed here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1--euy0kKxKukA9kfVNlscLqWq9iIbIYJgHcokX8GiRo/edit?usp=sharing
Im back with the days amazing facts thing. So heres todays
The word “sneeze” originated from the misspelling of the word “fneze” or “fnese.”
“Sneeze” was once spelled as “fneze” or “fnese,” which it was once spelled. The Oxford English Dictionary states the word “sneeze” was made from the misreading or misprinting of the original term. The word sneeze was later adopted as the official word because it sounded more suited for the role.
Some Desperate Attempts at Puns for y’all
That fish sure had fun at that party.
Yeah, he had a whale of a time.
Every time I call China I seem to Wing the Wong number.
What’s a realtor’s favorite greeting?
House it going?
Why aren’t we to Mars yet daddy?
Well, it’s not very easy. It takes a long time just to planet.
Did you hear what that teacher did?
Yeah I did. That School.
Are you sure your girlfriend didn’t steal the tissue shipment?
Nah, dude. I have a Kleenex
A whale ain't a fish...
Guess you could say it's disquwhaleified!
More like, you're Beijing the wrong number!
House it going? A lot's been going!
Mars you really go?!
P.S. Sorry for the excessive pings...
There’s always a critic eh. 😀
pun day Monday
sounds like a funday today
Thanks. Sorry for late reply tho
And reading communist literature while taking antibiotics makes you a well Red!*
This was a joke, I didn't mean to offend any communists, please don't get mad
Why do the issues come so slowly?
Also why is this game so slow?