The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Retired Issue Answerer of Aleisyr | Democratic Socialists | “Defend the Revolution! Endorse East Durthang!” | |
| 2. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 4. |  The Just of Tzo | Left-wing Utopia | “For Mercy and Justice” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Treznor | Democratic Socialists | “Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.” | |
| 7. |  The Bara Loving Free Land of Marimite | New York Times Democracy | “Gokigenyou onee sama” | |
| 8. |  The Fielzão of Timao | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Timão Eô!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Sunset | New York Times Democracy | “Not Thickness of Chains but Strength of Ideals” | |
| 10. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” |
