The World World Census

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.	The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Get Outa Here!!”
3.	The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland	Corporate Police State	“Oderint Dum Metuant”
4.	The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
5.	The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad	Iron Fist Consumerists	“An equal opportunity hate group.”
6.	The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air Command	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Peace Is Our Profession”
7.	The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench	Iron Fist Consumerists	“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
8.	The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix	Corporate Police State	“Guns. Lots of guns.”
9.	The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
10.	The Mysterious Airship of King Carl	Psychotic Dictatorship	“No it is not”