The World World Census
The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists | “We Are A Bush. Move Along.” | |
| 2. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Father Knows Best State | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Sunset | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Not Thickness of Chains but Strength of Ideals” | |
| 4. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | New York Times Democracy | “For Science!” | |
| 5. |  The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular | New York Times Democracy | “I am Legion, We are One” | |
| 6. |  The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR | Iron Fist Consumerists | “EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI” | |
| 7. |  The Cloud of Transhumanstan | New York Times Democracy | “Enhancing our minds and bodies” | |
| 8. |  The High-Technate of Athretvari | Democratic Socialists | “Peace & Prosperity” | |
| 9. |  The Societa per Azioni of Lamborghini Murcielago | Left-wing Utopia | “Nothing's Impossible” | |
| 10. |  The Retired Issue Answerer of Aleisyr | Democratic Socialists | “Defend the Revolution! Endorse East Durthang!” |
