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The World World Census

The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in the World

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelIron Fist Consumerists“Get Outa Here!!”
3.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State“Oderint Dum Metuant”
4.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosPsychotic Dictatorship“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
5.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists“An equal opportunity hate group.”
6.The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air CommandIron Fist Consumerists“Peace Is Our Profession”
7.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
8.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State“Guns. Lots of guns.”
9.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in YoutopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
10.The Mysterious Airship of King CarlPsychotic Dictatorship“No it is not”
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