The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan	Anarchy	“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
2.	The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
3.	The Western R and D Division of The Phoenix Foundation	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Working for the Betterment of Mankind”
4.	The Free State of Vosiycrs	Anarchy	“There Can Never Be Enough”
5.	The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option	Father Knows Best State	“Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions”
6.	The Republic of Laser Guns	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Motto”
7.	The Republic of Bright Stars	Anarchy	“OK”
8.	The Republic of Gindama	Anarchy	“Motto”
9.	The Undefined Lawless Territory of Total anarchya	Capitalizt	“ataxias kai anarkhias”
10.	The Republic of Buddhai	Capitalist Paradise	“Motto”