by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Empire of VeremurIron Fist Consumerists“Strength Through Discipline”
22.The Grand Duchy Duchy Dutch of Le DucheCompulsory Consumerist State“Where the great shall not be constrained by the small”
23.The Armed Corporations of Aurora IslandsCapitalist Paradise“If you have money, nothing is impossible!”
24.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCompulsory Consumerist State“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
25.The Burning Trash Fire of Lord DominatorCorporate Police State“Fire Solves All Things”
26.The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark SystemCompulsory Consumerist State“Money, Power, Respect!”
27.The Constitutional Republic of AndaricusAnarchy“Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings”
28.The Mad Empire of Nakina KoreazuIron Fist Consumerists“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
29.The Liberated Cartel of PsypheriaCapitalizt“Anything goes ... usually for a good price”
30.The Obesotocracy of TreadwelliaIron Fist Consumerists“Mmph mmph!”
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