The Most Primitive in Christmas
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Christmas is ranked 22,074th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Disputed Territories of BrusselSprout | 3,975th | 138.33 | ||
| 2. |  The Icy Bite of Jack Frost Nipping at Your Nose | 4,665th | 128.03 | ||
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Cards of Eagles 4 | 4,938th | 124.39 | ||
| 4. |  The Concordan Christmas Creature of Cindy Claws | 6,072nd | 112.74 | ||
| 5. |  The Cosy Warmth of Folks Dressed Up Like Eskimos | 6,694th | 108.44 | ||
| 6. |  The Holy Empire of Admiral Tage Island | 12,299th | 90.36 | ||
| 7. |  The Confederacy of Rudolphs Cosmetic Surgeon | 14,317th | 87.18 | ||
| 8. |  The Holy Empire of The Snow Angel | 28,216th | 72.46 | ||
| 9. |  The Protectorate of Plamiolr | 29,201st | 71.41 | ||
| 10. |  The Republic of North pole Santas | 30,948th | 70 | ||
