The Most Compassionate Citizens in Democratic Socialist Assembly
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
As a region, Democratic Socialist Assembly is ranked 842nd in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Kitten Softness Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Fair duchy of Shkolalia | 404th | 228.43 | ||
| 2. |  The Republic of Varavano | 498th | 203.71 | ||
| 3. |  The Democratic People's Republic of Zhang-Bai | 531st | 195.38 | ||
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Requand | 572nd | 186.32 | ||
| 5. |  The Socialist Commonwealth of Kanoshu | 696th | 169.39 | ||
| 6. |  The Green Communes of Laevendell | 773rd | 161.71 | ||
| 7. |  The Commune of Borq | 820th | 158.04 | ||
| 8. |  The Holy Eco-Syndicalist Union of Safiloa | 1,237th | 135.6 | ||
| 9. |  The Cooperative Commonwealth of Dracran Bat | 1,332nd | 132.11 | ||
| 10. |  The Kingd' of t' Herrebrugh Isl' of Herrebrugh | 1,538th | 126.19 | ||
