The Most Primitive in European Union
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, European Union is ranked 27,333rd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of New East Preussen | 17,468th | 83.15 | ||
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Paris-roubax | 42,835th | 60.08 | ||
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Sudpommern | 45,436th | 58.31 | ||
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Brecon2 | 46,996th | 57.07 | ||
| 5. |  The Republic of Kiaora | 48,367th | 55.68 | ||
| 6. | The Commonwealth of United In Diversity | 54,295th | 50.99 | ||
| 7. |  The Democratic States of Leaulstino | 55,108th | 50.99 | ||
| 8. |  The Republic of NewMedica | 99,119th | -12.39 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of Urella | 108,293rd | -25.3 | ||
| 10. |  The Plurinational Confederation of Iberian Alliance | 124,845th | -37.56 | ||
