The Most Primitive in free land
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, free land is ranked 8,829th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of HC Freedom | 28,913th | 71.41 | ||
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Prince Rupert | 48,506th | 55.68 | ||
| 3. |  The New Gold Dream of Low Low Low | 120,743rd | -36.74 | ||
| 4. |  The Republic of Hodur | 194,055th | -80 | ||
