The Most Primitive in One big Island
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, One big Island is ranked 23,649th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of the BB of BrightonBurg | 117th | 605.18 | ||
| 2. |  The Colony of Burdnia | 2,609th | 165.12 | ||
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Lotanio | 6,030th | 112.62 | ||
| 4. |  The Republic of Card2003 | 22,232nd | 78.09 | ||
| 5. |  The Confederacy of Swell | 25,879th | 74.5 | ||
| 6. |  The Second Armored Division of Hatetank | 30,118th | 70.57 | ||
| 7. |  The Queendom of Moon Princess | 46,758th | 56.57 | ||
| 8. |  The Northern Empire of Belgium and Nassau | 48,838th | 55.36 | ||
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of EvilJerks | 56,132nd | 49.19 | ||
| 10. |  The Monopoly Oil State of Evil Billy Goats | 61,065th | 45.5 | ||
