The Rudest Citizens in South Dakota
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | World | insults per minute | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of SunChilde | 8,443rd | 121.76 | ||
| 2. |  The State of I 90 | 9,971st | 113.78 | ||
| 3. |  The Queendom of Redlander | 10,880th | 112.93 | ||
| 4. |  The State of Reedridge | 42,209th | 87.49 | ||
| 5. |  The United States of Four Presidents | 80,683rd | 63.4 | ||
| 6. |  The State of Gobhar | 196,533rd | 37.08 | ||
| 7. | The State of Balsaridge | 231,860th | 27.94 | ||
| 8. |  The Queendom of Liurboist | 235,137th | 27.09 | ||
| 9. |  The Queen's State of Imarr | 238,447th | 26.16 | ||
