The Smartest Citizens in Sparkalia
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Sparkalia is ranked 6,072nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ancient Congregation of Retiva | 2,240th | 191.66 | ||
| 2. |  The Imperium of Ziestheim | 4,485th | 140.65 | ||
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Xeknos | 4,509th | 140.38 | ||
| 4. |  The Republic of Voidkree | 6,784th | 115.31 | ||
| 5. |  The Future Time of Infinitis | 8,756th | 101.79 | ||
| 6. |  The Holy Republic of Orca and Narwhal | 9,282nd | 98.63 | ||
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Obama of The Republic of Sri Lanka | 9,293rd | 98.59 | ||
| 8. |  The Disputed Territories of The Neo Russ Republic | 9,825th | 95.83 | ||
| 9. |  The Grand Duchy of Japuile | 10,564th | 92.23 | ||
| 10. |  The Queendom of Moushly | 11,256th | 89.1 | ||
