The Safest in United Christian Empires of the West
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, United Christian Empires of the West is ranked 14,363rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Christian Empire of Dominant Oppressors | 12,572nd | 118.56 | ||
| 2. |  The Protectorate of UCEOTW Complaints Account | 69,365th | 95.43 | ||
| 3. |  The Holy Christian Dominion of Glorious Ascension | 91,620th | 86.06 | ||
| 4. |  The Republic of Phan Oppy Demotre | 234,524th | 20.87 | ||
| 5. |  The Holy Imperial Fiefs of Falmards | 279,089th | 6.72 | ||
