The Fattest Citizens in Violet Irises
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Ladonoir | 43,148th | 14.39 | ||
| 2. |  The Republic of Cupers Wille | 96,393rd | 11.45 | ||
| 3. |  The Borderlands of WW Founderbot 1 | 164,789th | 9.78 | ||
