The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Florida
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Florida is ranked 5,771st in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Republic of Fish Eating Girls | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Fish... good for you” | |
| 22. |  The Grand Duchy of Dutch Grand | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “I am here and here I am” | |
| 23. |  The Most Serene Republic of Jacqueline Daniels | New York Times Democracy | “Anybody seen Jack?” | |
| 24. |  The Emirate of The brainy lazy guy | Democratic Socialists | “True intelligence leads to an idle life” | |
| 25. |  The Theocracy of Sun worshiping turtles | Democratic Socialists | “Out of the sea and into the sun” | |
| 26. |  The Republic of Florida Palin voters | Democratic Socialists | “I am voting for Palin so shut up” | |
| 27. |  The Commonwealth of Sir Bainsworth | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “I am who I am” | |
| 28. |  The Borderlands of Gypsy Watchmakers | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Need a watch...I stole...err..made these” | |
| 29. |  The Matriarchy of The crazy beeper | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Do we know the skate is for the egg yeah” | |
| 30. |  The Republic of Bikini gal | Democratic Socialists | “I will never work again!” |
