The Most Rebellious Youth in 10000 Islands
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 2. |  The Something or the other of Randomain | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You win some, lose some, all the same to me” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Wysrod | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Wolf is inside us” | |
| 4. |  The Transcendental Republic of Gosheon | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “As the greats of the world go, we have pioneered.” | |
| 5. |  The Royal Kingdom of New Gilboa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life” | |
| 6. |  The Heavily Industrialized State of New Dracora | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Breaking all boundaries” | |
| 7. |  The United Islands of Iontan | Left-wing Utopia | “Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur” | |
| 8. |  The Fresh Juicy Brains of The Soylent Green Party | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You are what you eat!” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of The Snake Brotherhood | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Annuit Cœptis - Novus Ordo Seclorum - E Pluribus Unum” | |
| 10. |  The Nomadic People of Gaia Nation | Left-Leaning College State | “Against Civilization” |
