The Nudest in 10000 Islands
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, 10000 Islands is ranked 6,372nd in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Bare-It-All Sunny Nation of Siuts | New York Times Democracy | “In Bareness And Fairness There Is No Shame” | |
| 2. |  The Community of Kierekiko | Democratic Socialists | “Sparrows are good” | |
| 3. |  The Chaotic Unruliness of Sillitopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Are the Killing Joke” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Coffee Bean | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Another cup please - and make it snappy!” | |
| 5. |  The Grand Duchy of Swive | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This one's for you” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of Small Indo-Estonia | New York Times Democracy | “You are the ceramic step for a better future; Save it” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of The Wheel of Fortune | Corporate Bordello | “Round and round and round she goes.” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Boink | Right-wing Utopia | “Boink at will!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Racoda in XKI | Moralistic Democracy | “OH COME ON” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Ruktooie | Moralistic Democracy | “Phlegm. It's what's for dinner!” |
