The Most Cultured in Absurdistan
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kozáctví of Czechostan | Left-wing Utopia | “Philosophers are acquainted with many things indeed” | |
| 2. |  The Paraíso of Mexitropolis | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Have a nice time!” |
