The Fattest Citizens in Allied Unions
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Lost and Found of The New Founders | Anarchy | “Cuivis dolori remedium est patientia.” | |
| 2. |  The Principality of Houghty Cons | Corporate Police State | “By The People For The People” | |
| 3. |  The Most Serene Republic of Yoyoko | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
