The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Almighty Presidents
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Almighty Presidents is ranked 17,563rd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Almighty Ron Paul | Anarchy | “Truth is treason in an empire of lies” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Almighty Washington | Free-Market Paradise | “Confound it I didn't chop down that tree, you moron!” | |
| 3. |  The Jingoistic States of Almighty Roosevelt | Moralistic Democracy | “Speak softly and carry a big stick!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Bill Clinton 42 | Corporate Bordello | “E Pluribus Unum” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Almighty Reagan | Right-wing Utopia | “In God we trust” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Republic of Almighty Jefferson | Corporate Bordello | “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” | |
| 7. |  The The Zombie Powered Future of Almighty Vermin Supreme | Psychotic Dictatorship | “A sea of shining smiles, from sea to shining sea” | |
| 8. |  The Theocracy of Almighty Romney | New York Times Democracy | “Believe in America” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of Almighty Bureaucracy | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Fill that in triplicate, please.” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic States of Almighty Other Roosevelt | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people!” |
