The Smartest Citizens in Ammitica
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Mechanised Kingdom of Gremlinsburg | New York Times Democracy | “Nullius in verba” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Higher Rephareegon | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Together, We Are Free” | |
| 3. |  The Community of Lost Village Mayohiga | Father Knows Best State | “...” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Empire of Dragonia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Freedom through Strength” | |
| 5. |  The United Empire of Solvada | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Unum Populum, Unum Statum, Unum Imperator” | |
| 6. |  The Matriarchy of Mamono-Realm | Mother Knows Best State | “We must secure the existance of our waifus” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Jekotia | Moralistic Democracy | “Peace In God” | |
| 8. |  The Matriarchal Theocracy of The Order of Makai | Mother Knows Best State | “I-It's not like I l-like you or anything... damn Demon!” |
