The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Ancient Lands
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Manitoulin | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Community” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Cassidy Caravans | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ammo's expensive” | |
| 3. |  The State of Michelle Rae | Democratic Socialists | “Catch more with sugar than vinegar” | |
| 4. |  The State of Cobb Michelle | Left-Leaning College State | “game on” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Imperial Dominion of Exkrea | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We built on corpses of good men for Exkrea's prosperity” | |
| 6. |  The Christian Indian Tribe of Kickapoo | Capitalist Paradise | “he who moves here and there” | |
| 7. |  The State of Salmon Naason | Anarchy | “Default Anarchy” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Brasil Sul | Moralistic Democracy | “West Alliance” | |
| 9. |  The State of Denmara | Left-wing Utopia | “Done For What Evil?” | |
| 10. |  The State of Lyz | Anarchy | “Getting Together” |
