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The Fattest Citizens in Avadam Inn

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Pierce the Heavens of Kamina and Simon	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Who the Hell do you think I am?”
2.	The Duxchy Royale of Duxverdale	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Thanks for browsing by!”
3.	The Republic of Mage named Odifefarihm	New York Times Democracy	“Mission Accomplished”
4.	The Republic of British Fra Llesty	New York Times Democracy	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
5.	The United States of Daes Dust	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere”
6.	The Absynthe-Mindedness of Incense and Peppermints	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Little to win, but nothing to lose.”
7.	The Nine-Tailed Fox Maid of Won Lillegoyercus	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Nya~!”
8.	The Republic of Serious Cat	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Serious Cat is not amused!”
9.	The Divine Empire of Almira	Democratic Socialists	“We march endlessly towards a new dawn.”
10.	The Third Social Alliance of Cyclodeom	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Power is freedom”