The Highest Drug Use in B71
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Stone Frigate of HMS Gnejs | Libertarian Police State | “You look like you need a beer” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Submarine of HMS Onslaught | Father Knows Best State | “I'll be damned if I accept your surrender!” | |
| 3. |  The Imperial Glorious Empire of Baggieland | Father Knows Best State | “Boing! Boing!” |
