The Fattest Citizens in B71
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, B71 is ranked 543rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Stone Frigate of HMS Gnejs | Libertarian Police State | “You look like you need a beer” | |
| 2. |  The Imperial Glorious Empire of Baggieland | Father Knows Best State | “Boing! Boing!” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Submarine of HMS Onslaught | Father Knows Best State | “I'll be damned if I accept your surrender!” |
