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The Most Influential in Bad Science

World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Ubiquitous Medium of The Aether	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“It's everywhere!”
2.	The Arrogance of Geocentrism	Right-wing Utopia	“The most important thing in the universe.”
3.	The Finite Campsite of Flat Earth	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Seriously, does my lawn look curved to you?”
4.	The Pseudo-Science of Astrology	Tyranny by Majority	“This is the spawning of the cage and aquarium.”
5.	The Indisputable Evidence of Spontaneous Generation	Corporate Police State	“Ashes to insects.”
6.	The Theocracy of Intelligent Design	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Without faith you are nothing.”
7.	The Combustible Dominion of Flogiston	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Burn, baby, burn.”
8.	The Rogue Nation of LSN7	Moralistic Democracy	“Peace and Justice”