The Fattest Citizens in Balder
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Holy Empire of Headcrabians | Corporate Police State | “Civil rights exist only to be banned.” | |
| 22. |  The Blessed Masterdom of Champlost | Corporate Police State | “Rejoice! Your Lord and Master stands on high!” | |
| 23. |  The Wasteland of Furikuri | Father Knows Best State | “Become one with Atom” | |
| 24. |  The Rogue Nation of Mass Homicide | Corporate Police State | “KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL” | |
| 25. |  The Dictatorship of The Peoples Collective Republic | Iron Fist Consumerists | “πήγαινε και σκατά τον εαυτό σου” | |
| 26. |  The Free Land of Skimpy Underwear | Anarchy | “I thwart your plan with handy cannon! How handy.” | |
| 27. |  The Dictatorship of Quiyopolis | Corporate Police State | “...” | |
| 28. |  The Utopia of Wehschenreisen | Father Knows Best State | “You Are Free” | |
| 29. |  The Tragic Demise of Dirina | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Because we can” | |
| 30. |  The Rogue Nation of Serpents Subterfuge | Capitalist Paradise | “Money is...Glorious” |
