The Fattest Citizens in Balder
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Balder is ranked 12,616th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 2. |  The City-State of New Lower Manhattan | Corporate Police State | “World's largest city since 2080” | |
| 3. |  The Bodysnatchars of Economichunger | Compulsory Consumerist State | “finally s3” | |
| 4. |  The Corporatocracy of Fauntenheddo | Compulsory Consumerist State | “We must consume to thrive, which is the goal of all.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Edisonia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All hail the golden profit bird! *squawk*” | |
| 6. | The Republic of Nexus Uv Evil | Corporate Police State | “Nature is made to be exploited” | |
| 7. |  The Mountain Range of The Snow Shield | Capitalizt | “Usque ad Terminos Terrae” | |
| 8. | The Abyssal Caverns of PurgatoryHell | Corporate Police State | “We Own You” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Golden77 | Anarchy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 10. | The Free Transhumanist Dominion of Sanctity Moonlands | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Within the depths of Ziran's vision I saw everything...” |
