The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Balder
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The 24 of ------------------------ | Psychotic Dictatorship | “IE” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of -Cocogoat- | Father Knows Best State | “Milk....” | |
| 3. | The Confederacy of -Europe- | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ex unitate vires!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of -Flower- | Authoritarian Democracy | “Are you sure that a floor can't be a ceiling?” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of -French Kingdom- | Father Knows Best State | “Liberté, égalité, fraterité” | |
| 6. | The Oppressed Peoples of -Girlfriends- | Left-wing Utopia | “Carried away by the moonlight shadow...” | |
| 7. | The Republic of -Hallyu- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Xxxxxxxxxxxx! SR” | |
| 8. | The Darussalam of -Malaya- | Moralistic Democracy | “Bersekutu Bertambah Mutu” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of -Marina Sirtis- | Moralistic Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 10. | The Granite of -Nooooooooooooooo- | Moralistic Democracy | “REⱭЯUM” |
