by Max Barry

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Balder World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Balder

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Balder is ranked 9,747th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Yellow Generalit of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
2.The Pepperoni People of Possessed GiraffesCapitalizt“It's funny, isn't it?”
3.The Supreme Omniversial Imperium of TerdiatlansAnarchy“All hail the Imperator!”
4.The Dictatorship of The Better Off NationCorporate Police State“All follow Thomas The Blue Dank Engine”
5.The Matriarchy of SadisticliaCompulsory Consumerist State“Pain or Pleasure”
6.The Mountain Range of The Snow ShieldCapitalizt“none”
7.The Holy Empire of DonttreadonmeistanCompulsory Consumerist State“Don't tread on me”
8.The Corporation of Bigoted LibertariansIron Fist Consumerists“It's only looting if it doesn't help ME!”
9.The Republic of Golden77Anarchy“Mission Accomplished”
10.The Republic of Uranus08Father Knows Best State“In Uranus we do things a bit differently”
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