by Max Barry

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Balder World Census

The Most Beautiful Environments in Balder

World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.

As a region, Balder is ranked 3,929th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The All-Pervasive Infestation of Socialist CockroachesPsychotic Dictatorship“Cockroaches shall rule the world!”
2.The Equal Opportunity Nation of MoftanDemocratic Socialists“Come to never leave.”
3.The Protected Socialist Utopias of SzotlandPsychotic Dictatorship“Disappearances have dropped from 96% to 95.9%”
4.The The Rustic Fireplace of FlobosLiberal Democratic Socialists“All Hail Flobos!!! Or not. We're pretty liberal on that”
5.The United Socialist Alliance of FranchinaCorrupt Dictatorship“The bourgeoisie is right inside the Communist Party”
6.The Principality of JolteoniaNew York Times Democracy“言えるかな?”
7.The Union of Haven of libertyCivil Rights Lovefest“Help will always be given to those in need”
8.The Empire of GaniaxInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Them's fightin' words.”
9.The Empire of Walled CityDemocratic Socialists“Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.”
10.The People's Republic of FrancovaniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Law and Cooperation, Democracy, Prosperity and Honor”
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