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The Highest Economic Output in Band Camp

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

As a region, Band Camp is ranked 3,533^rd in the world for Highest Economic Output.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Slippery Slope of The Lucky Flute	Father Knows Best State	“To boldly go where no flute has gone before”
2.	The Big Muddy of Please Walk Forward	Tyranny by Majority	“Please walk forward. Kindly move backward.”
3.	The Republic of American-Pie	Democratic Socialists	“A slice.”
4.	The Dominion of The Marching Band	Democratic Socialists	“One Band, One Sound”
5.	The Community of Band Camp	Left-wing Utopia	“We get it, you like American Pie”