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The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Band Camp

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Slippery Slope of The Lucky Flute	Father Knows Best State	“To boldly go where no flute has gone before”
2.	The Big Muddy of Please Walk Forward	Tyranny by Majority	“Please walk forward. Kindly move backward.”
3.	The Republic of American-Pie	Democratic Socialists	“A slice.”
4.	The Dominion of The Marching Band	Democratic Socialists	“One Band, One Sound”