The Nicest Citizens in Band Camp
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of The Marching Band | Democratic Socialists | “One Band, One Sound” | |
| 2. |  The Big Muddy of Please Walk Forward | Tyranny by Majority | “Please walk forward. Kindly move backward.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of American-Pie | Democratic Socialists | “A slice.” | |
| 4. |  The Slippery Slope of The Lucky Flute | Father Knows Best State | “To boldly go where no flute has gone before” |
